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Jade, explain.
It's your team, duh. The J-Team. The Chan Clan. The Chantastic five!
Chantastic?
Five, see? You and me make two! And then there's Viper! And El Toro makes four!
And I, Paco am the fifth member of the J-Team!
I actually had someone less...puny in mind. [looks to Tohru]
Hmm? ...I am honored.
I am sorry you all came here for nothing, but I didn't realize my niece read so many comic books.
[waking up] SLUMBERING BEAR GREETS THE DAWN!
[Tohru crashes through the wall]
Tohru, buddy!
You're alive!
Good to see you. [grabs the enforcers and throws them against the wall]
Tohru's a traitor!
Heat beams, sweet! [uses the Pig Talisman which shatters his glasses immediately] Hey! My glasses!
[fighting Tohru] Mad Monkey Kung Fu! Octopus Fists of Fury! Shredding Bear Claws! Minnow Wallops Whale!
I'm sorry, what was the last part?
I said, "Minnow-"
[Tohru rams into him, pushing him to the floor]
[dazed] "What was that last part..." [Tohru chuckles] I wasn't going to use these... [activates the Sheep Talisman] ...but now you've made me mad! [lunges at Tohru in Astral form] Astral projection?! Gah!
[Hak Foo turns to see Tohru walk over to his unconscious body, and drop his full weight onto him, Hak Foo returns to his body]
Ow!
[kicks away Hak Foo] You are blocking my light!
[after the Pan'ku Box closes] Tell me someone wrote that down...anyone?
Uncle, please. Slow down.
You so need to chill!
If I chill, Demons will be dancing upon all our graves! I must research the proper Chi Spells to seal the seven portals! All required ingredients must be on hand and ready!
Uncle, at least let me help! [Uncle grabs him by the ear]
What do you know about magic?! I was apprentice to Chi Master Fong for fifteen years! [sighs] Perhaps it is time for me to train an apprentice of my own. Someone of sound Judgement, whom I can trust with my Chi knowledge.
Me, me, me! I'll put some focus in your hocus!
Tohru!
Huh?!
[following Jackie] I've got your back, Jack.
Tokyo's mondo-coolio, don'tcha think?
[gasp] What are you doing here?!
Tch, like I was gonna miss this!
But, my homework! We promised Jackie!
No, you promised Jackie!
Aiya!
[waking up] U-Uncle? [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
You cast a lousy spell!
I did?
My one of a kind vase is no longer one of a kind!
[shows him the vase that was duplicated; before it immediately splits into yet another vase]
[gasp] One more thing!
[seeing the army of Jade clones] Mmmm...finger food!
You mean, knuckle sandwhich!
Now, the drum!
Uh...drum?
The symbol of the immortal who originally imprisoned Po Kong!
[gulps] I...thought you had it.
Aiya! What kind of apprentice are you?!
...a lousy one?
Uncle! The Pan'ku box!
I think there is a bigger problem to solve.
[they look at the Jade army of clones who chuckle nervously]
[sighs] I must do research...
Uh, no need, sensei. I believe no finishing charm was applied to the original duplication spell. That is why it continues to repeat.
Huh?
Uh, I did some reading during the long flight.
Tohru will be a good apprentice.
Did you bring the finishing charm?
[nods] But it will only work on the original Jade.
Jade!
[all the Jade clones begin to beckon to themselves]
[groans] Okay! Whoever cast the spell in the first place is grounded with no TV for a year!
[gasp] She did it! [all point to one Jade]
Tch...tattle-tales.
The portal of Xiao Fung the Wind Demon lies on the southern land mass, four million and one cubits above the southern hemisphere, beyond the blasted forest, nestled between the rolling hills.
Uh, the only thing I see nestling...
...is Hollowlands Penitentiary!
You mean to tell us that the demon portal lies within those prison walls, Shendu?
Do not take that tone with me, Valmont! I did not build the fortress!
I've heard of busting out of jail, but breaking in?
Valmont and his pals have been spotted downtown. You in, Jackie?
We're there!
Is your name Jackie? [Jade frowns] Captain Black, I thought all Dark Hand matters had been reassigned to Section 12!
That may be so, but I'm not going to sit pretty while the Dark Hand strolls into my backyard and hands a hall pass to a hobgoblin!
Jade Captain Black is in the house!
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