[guiding Chow and Hak Foo who are carrying a large box] Ah ah, gently. Watch your step! Place it over to the left.
[regaining control] ...and into the incinerator! We could use some firewood.
Silence! With some sprucing, this fish heap will be worthy of housing a demon sorceror!
I may be vanquished, but I am still in charge, Valmont. As you can well see.
This is my hideout, and my body, Shendu!
Which reminds me, I have a change of wardrobe in mind for us!
Hollywood? I'm on my way, Captain Black.
[surprises Jackie] Jackie, can I come with? Please???
Jade, the Dark Hand is there, no doubt searching for a demon portal.
But Jackie, Raphaelo DiCapizio is getting his footprints in cement at the Chinese Theater this weekend!
Tch. Hello? Raphaelo DiCapizio is only the greatest movie star in the history of... history!
Ah, I guess you have never heard of John Wayne!
Aah, the Duke. "Saddle up, Pilgrim!"
I am so sorry I screamed, Jade.
Yeah, uh, Frankenstein did look pretty life-like, T. Must be all that wax.
Uh, maybe we should bring back a souvenir for Uncle. [approaches the gift shop desk] Do you have any photos of John Wayne? [the girl looking at Tohru behind the desk, obviously intimidated by his size, holds up photos]
Aw, we're wandering anyway! I wanna see Clark Gable's old house!
Frankly Ratso, I don't give a darn!
[after a fight Jackie has with a puppet]
DN Director Nigel
Cut! Who are you?!
Awesome! Are you gonna put Jackie in your movie?
N Nigel
Oh sure! AFTER I HAVE HIM ARRESTED!
LF Larry Franklin
Nigel, Nigel! Calm down! [shaking Jade's hand] Larry Franklin, producer of "Ninjas in the Hood"! [to Jackie] That was quite a display te way you [impersonating Jackie's fighting] Bam! And Bam, Bam, BAM! You have an agent?
L Larry
Bam bam! This town's getting younger everyday!
Look, Lar! Jackie Chan here is going to be the next big action superstar, and you have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor!
Right, Jackie. Did I mention that he does all his own stunts?
[jumping the Dark Hand, and taking the Pan'ku Box] Sorry, I can't bring it back, thank you!
As the thunder claps, so do I applaud your skill, brother!
TZ Tchang Zu
Shendu! You may call me, "Master"!
[his cell phone rings] Hello? Jade! Where are you?
Duh...Chinese Theater? But so is the Thunder Demon, and he's packing serious voltage!
How do you do that-? Never mind! Jade, do nothing until I get there! [hangs up]
I know, but I feel I have to say it.
[in a shop in Chinatown] One more thing! Powder of Komodo Dragon tooth. One more thing! Tincture of Tortoise Shell! One more thing! Castanets, the symbol of Tsao Kuo-Ch'iu.
S Shopkeeper
In Chinatown?
LF Larry Franklin
Who's the old guy? [referring to Uncle]
Cranky co-star, occasional comedy relief.
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