Unc, that was some magic!
[scoffs] Simple Chi spell. Many others in my book.
So the big bad dragon is back? And he's packing the Talismans?
Talismans are not important! Shendu is a spirit now. Not even the Talismans can change that.
So you figure he's onto something bigger, mi compadre?
The book Shendu stole from my library is the key to understanding his motives.
But which volume did he steal?
How do I know?! We must take inventory!
[holding a book] So all these books have spells? [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Go away, we are closed for inventory!
[runs in] Uncle, he is no thief! He is- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Of course he is a thief! He is wearing a mask!
Oh no no no, El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!
It's your team, duh. The J-Team. The Chan Clan. The Chantastic five!
Five, see? You and me make two! And then there's Viper! And El Toro makes four!
And I, Paco am the fifth member of the J-Team!
I actually had someone less...puny in mind. [looks to Tohru]
I am sorry you all came here for nothing, but I didn't realize my niece read so many comic books.
[waking up] SLUMBERING BEAR GREETS THE DAWN!
[Tohru crashes through the wall]
Good to see you. [grabs the enforcers and throws them against the wall]
Heat beams, sweet! [uses the Pig Talisman which shatters his glasses immediately] Hey! My glasses!
[fighting Tohru] Mad Monkey Kung Fu! Octopus Fists of Fury! Shredding Bear Claws! Minnow Wallops Whale!
I'm sorry, what was the last part?
[Tohru rams into him, pushing him to the floor]
[dazed] "What was that last part..." [Tohru chuckles] I wasn't going to use these... [activates the Sheep Talisman] ...but now you've made me mad! [lunges at Tohru in Astral form] Astral projection?! Gah!
[Hak Foo turns to see Tohru walk over to his unconscious body, and drop his full weight onto him, Hak Foo returns to his body]
[kicks away Hak Foo] You are blocking my light!
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