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Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 3

“Jade Times Jade” quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

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“Jade Times Jade” · Season 2, Episode 3

In this episode: Jade (4), Uncle (4), Tohru (4), Jackie (2), Valmont (1), Po Kong (1)

Uncle, please. Slow down.

You so need to chill!

If I chill, Demons will be dancing upon all our graves! I must research the proper Chi Spells to seal the seven portals! All required ingredients must be on hand and ready!

Uncle, at least let me help! [Uncle grabs him by the ear]

What do you know about magic?! I was apprentice to Chi Master Fong for fifteen years! [sighs] Perhaps it is time for me to train an apprentice of my own. Someone of sound Judgement, whom I can trust with my Chi knowledge.

Me, me, me! I'll put some focus in your hocus!

Tohru!

Huh?!

[following Jackie] I've got your back, Jack.

JCJade Clone

Tokyo's mondo-coolio, don'tcha think?

[gasp] What are you doing here?!

JCJade Clone

Tch, like I was gonna miss this!

But, my homework! We promised Jackie!

JCJade Clone

No, you promised Jackie!

Aiya!

[waking up] U-Uncle? [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!

You cast a lousy spell!

I did?

My one of a kind vase is no longer one of a kind!

[shows him the vase that was duplicated; before it immediately splits into yet another vase]

[gasp] One more thing!

[seeing the army of Jade clones] Mmmm...finger food!

JCJade Clones

You mean, knuckle sandwhich!

Now, the drum!

Uh...drum?

The symbol of the immortal who originally imprisoned Po Kong!

[gulps] I...thought you had it.

Aiya! What kind of apprentice are you?!

...a lousy one?

Uncle! The Pan'ku box!

I think there is a bigger problem to solve.

[they look at the Jade army of clones who chuckle nervously]

[sighs] I must do research...

Uh, no need, sensei. I believe no finishing charm was applied to the original duplication spell. That is why it continues to repeat.

Huh?

Uh, I did some reading during the long flight.

Tohru will be a good apprentice.

Did you bring the finishing charm?

[nods] But it will only work on the original Jade.

Jade!

[all the Jade clones begin to beckon to themselves]

[groans] Okay! Whoever cast the spell in the first place is grounded with no TV for a year!

JCJade Clones

[gasp] She did it! [all point to one Jade]

Tch...tattle-tales.

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