After nine centuries, all twelve Talismans have been recovered. Yet I possess only two, while Jackie Chan has ten! You have failed me, Valmont!
“The Tiger and the Pussycat” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Jackie-Light (6), Jade (4), Uncle (3), Finn (3), Chow (3), Jackie-Dark (3), Tohru (2), Shendu (2)
Uncle!
What is it?
I stepped on a bug! [sobbing] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...
Seems like Chan's in a particularly bad mood today?
You mean the psycho? He caught my jacket.
What happened to Jackie? He is such a cry-baby!
He's such a jerk!
He is in the library, weeping all over all of my research!
No, he's in the kitchen, raiding the fridge!
[they realize]
JJade and Uncle
Jackie?
The Talisman broke, Jackie's Yin, was separated from his Yang.
Whoa. Jackie-Light, and Jackie-Dark.
I am the Dark side! I murdered a bug!
[to Jackie-Dark] You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil! EVIL!
[as the Dark Hand arrives outside Uncle's store] What are we gonna do?!
Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.
RUN!
Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than- [Jackie-Light grabs Jade] WHOA!
This is no place for children!
[driving away from Jackie-Dark who moments ago creamed them in a fight] He'll never catch us.
Weren't we supposed to catch him?
Shut up!
[Jackie-Dark, Chow, and Finn are laughing loudly about their recent fight]
And when the fish hit the road, you guys all went, "BWAH!"
[more loud laughter]
You know Chan, you're all right!
Too bad we gotta eliminate you.
[more loud laughter]
ELIMINATE ME?! [laughing hard]
Get in there!
[getting in the car] Are those seats real leather? Oh, those poor cows! [sobbing]
It's not nice to drop-kick little girls.
It's always Tohru's fault. Everyone blames Tohru.
[After Jackie-Light and Jackie-Dark eliminate a room filled with Shadowkhan]
You have pretty decent chups for such a big baby.
[putting an arm on Jackie-Dark] Oh, I owe it all to teamwork!
Don't touch me.
[after fitting the last half of the twelfth Talisman into Shendu] Game over, Chan. Way over.
[no longer a statue, but a walking demon] I LIVE!
Give me that... (pie splats his face)
He was going to say pie, right?
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