Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 1, Episode 11
Chan! The tali-
-sman? What talisman?
[Tohru holds up the talisman-tracking statue]
The ones the dragons indicate!
Ohh, this talisman! You know, Tohru, you really should consider coming over the good side! Section 13 has a marvelous dental plan, and every Thursday is Donut Day!
[on the phone]
Jumping Jackal? It's me. Fearless Hyena.
Jade-
Shh! Wise old goat roams near!
What?
Ancient rabbit has very long ears!
What are you talking about?
It's Uncle's birthday, where are you?
My flight had a layover in Bavaria. [annoyed] If I never see Bavaria again...
Jackal, this isn't about you!
Don't worry, Jade. My plane will arrive in plenty of time [whispering] for Operation Surprise!
Cool! So, whatca' get him?
Uh...
Jade. Jade! Jade!
Ah! Uncle, you scared me!
And the rock and roll noise is scaring away the customers.
Tch, it's hiphop, duh! Come on, Uncle Coolio, I'll teach you some moves!
[sighing] My hip does not hop...
Sure it does. You just move with the Grand Master Groove!
[Uncle drops a vase, which shatters]
I am like that antique.
Uh... valuable?
Old... and brittle.
I will do research now.
But Uncle, we have cake! We have to celebrate!
When I am another year younger, then I will celebrate.
Jackie, has Uncle always been like all... You know, uncley?
No, Jade. When Uncle was young, he was just like me.
Does that mean you're going to be grouchy, constipated, and smell like garlic when you're Uncle's age?
You failed to retrieve the talisman, and you sat on this! [holds the broken Seeking Device]
The Seeking Device was forged by magic. Such things are hard to come by.
Apologies, master.
Perhaps the time has come to have a freelancer lead future missions...
No need, master. I will do better!
Ah, too late! Tohru, meet Hak Foo.
"The Dog talisman is best friend to man. It restores youthful energy to its holder... and grants eternal life." Hmm... immortality...
So... uh... where shall we begin our search for the talisman?
I don't know. You sat on the seeking device, remember?
Well, the only talismans left to be found are the Tiger and the... [sees pigs everywhere] Pig.
Wait here and stand watch. And I mean stand. Less chance you'll break something.
Something's different about you.
Like what?
Well, for one thing, you haven't said [imitates Uncle] "One more thing", since we got here.
Seeking a talisman? [holds up a chocolate] Only counterfeits here.
Do I know you?
I am Hak Foo, the last human you will ever lay eyes upon.
[After Hak Foo defeats Jackie]
Black Tiger crushes Chan.
[Uncle and Jade enter the room]
You! Tiger Man! Remove your feet from Jackie!
[groggily] What's a Jackie?
Take your leave, or feel the burn!
You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Angry crow takes flight! [jumps at Uncle]
Thank you for sharing, angry crow! [kicks him down]
[Uncle is unconscious after Hak Foo knocks him out]
Uncle! Uncle!
Yes, Uncle?
What happened? You got such a whooping!
Big mouth had a big fist!
One more thing, there is work to do. You must acquire the Pig talisman and discover the power that it possesses.
But... I'm dead.
Ai-yah! How can you be dead? You are wearing the immortality talisman!
Oh. Right.
One more thing! [whacks him in the head; Uncle wakes up]
Uncle! You're okay!
See? Lots of garlic is good for you! We must get the Pig talisman before the big mouth finds it!
Uncle! Explain.
Jackie, thank you for letting me re-experience my youth. [hands over the Dog talisman] But being young is too dangerous! And exhausting! Uncle needs a nap.
You earned it Uncle! [hugs him]
Three against one! We can take him!
Jade, the talisman.
Uh, right!
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