Dude, it's amazing. Look at this. Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.
“The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (3), Mac McDonald (2), Frank Reynolds (2), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1)
After we made love, she did get pregnant. But she had an abortion.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, are you sure she went through with it, dude? 'Cause she probably didn't tell you.
She probably went right from the clinic and banged some guy and got knocked up, because your mother was a giant whore.
TETanning Employee
You want to put your baby into the tanning bed?
We just want to put him in there for a couple of minutes or so.
Just to get nice base roasting, golden brown or real tan
[exaggerated] Just to get a base.
INIn a note Charlie left
Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
What the hell is that?
It's a baby we found in the trash.
[pauses] Well, put it back. It doesn't belong to you.
Well, if it isn't the girl who broke my heart by *falling* in love with my best friend and havin' *sex* with this guy! [motions to Frank]
WWaitress
Gross.
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