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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 2

Frank and Charlie in “The Gang Gets Invincible”

Frank

I'm startin' to feel it.

Charlie

I bet you are, bud.

Frank

I'm feelin' weird.

Charlie

Yeah, you're probably feeling very weird.

Frank

The acid's makin' me feel like I gotta take a dump.

Charlie

That's what happens when you take a lot of acid, dude.

Frank

I gotta go.

Charlie

Then go.

Frank

The line's too long. Maybe I can hold it in.

Charlie

Then go in the McPoyles' camper, dude.

Frank

I don't know, that might bring back bad memories.

Charlie

Oh my God.

Frank

I think I wanna hold it. How you feelin'?

Charlie

Annoyed.

Frank

Nothin' kickin' in yet?

Charlie

What are you talking about, the beer?

Frank

No, the acid.

Charlie

I did not take any acid, remember?

Frank

[laughing] Oh yeah you did.

Charlie

What are you talking about?

Frank

I put a shitload of it in your beer.

Charlie

What!? Is that what all those little pieces of paper were floating in my be..?!

Frank

Yeah.

Charlie

I drank all that shit, dude!

Frank

That's OK.

Charlie

There was like a ton of acid in there!

Frank

Yeah!

Charlie

Why would you do that?!

Frank

I don't wanna be the only one trippin'.

Charlie

Oh my God, man! Oh my God! Oh my God!...

Frank

Charlie, I actually really need to go take a dump.

Charlie

Shut up! I don't care! Go! Go in the camper, dude! Get out of here!

Frank

[walks away]

Charlie

Oh, you sick son of a bitch, dude! Why would you d..!? Oh shit! Oh shit!

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