You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome.
“Mac's Big Break” · Season 6, Episode 4
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (4), Mac McDonald (3), Radio host (3), Dennis Reynolds (2), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1), Rickety Cricket (1)
Please don't curse.
You can't censor me bro, I'm kind of a bad ass.
"Reggie Leech" is... the correct answer!
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
We are not men who get a lot of opportunities, and the ones we've had we've squandered.
We've squandered them all.
So, uh, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here, we are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly, that's a big issue these days and we're here with our friend Cricket, he is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life.
A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. [Starts sucking on a lemon] Urrggghhhh that is- that is tart! That is really tart. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't. Not since that chinaman stole my kidney.
WThe Waitress
I am not leaving here until you apologize to me.
Yeah, well, you're going to be here for a while.
I'll give you fifty bucks if you take your top off... and drink soup out of my shoe.
PSPreston & Steve
Hey, who's on the line?
Is that us?
That sounded like us!
Uh, Mac from South Philly!
PSPreston & Steve
Alright, Mac from South Philly, you're on with Preston & Steve.
Holy shit, he got on.
Holy shit, I got on!
PSPreston & Steve
Please don't curse. Alright, here is the question: what Philadelphia Flyer holds the franchise record for goals in a season? You have 30 seconds, go!
[to Charlie] Okay, this is a hockey question, go!
Okay, hockey! Uhhhhhh, where's the "H" key? There's no "H" key-- there's no "H" key!
What are you talking about?
Is there another way to spell "hockey"?
Dude--
There's no "H" key on this key-
It's right there! Why did I put you in charge of this job? Aw, forget this, dude! I got this, I got this--think, Mac, think! Think--I gotta think like that guy that sits on the rock!
[puts his fist under his chin] This dude, the one like that?
Yeah, with the big muscles and he puts his hand on his-
He's big and green and he gets angry-- oh, the Hulk! The Incredible Hulk.
The Hulk doesn't think at all. Shit, I know this...
PSPreston & Steve
Dude, you gotta stop cursing!
You guys can't censor me, I'm a bit of a badass.
PSPreston & Steve
[chuckles] Can't censor him-- alright, let's go! Answer the question, come on!
Agh! I don't know, I don't know it. Damn it! Reggie Leach.
Reggie Leach is the... correct answer!
[pause]
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