Dib quotes from Invader Zim

GIR

...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!

Dib

Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Tallest Purple

Who's that large-headed kid?

I don't know, but his head is large.

Dib

[clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!

Zim

Home! A sweet victory for Zim! It is good to be back, good to be Zim! Huh?! [Zim notices Dib and GIR dancing in the living room. Dib holds a camera. The Tallest watch from the transmission screen that replaces the green monkey picture. Dib looks into the camera.] Hey! Get out of my house! [Dib drops the camera.] Get out!

Dib

Hey! Hey! [continuous]

Zim

Get out of the house of Zim! This is my house, get out! Get-

Dib

Look at him, Gaz! He doesn't like the cafeteria food.

Gaz

I don't like it either. [mimicking while waving her hands behind her head] I must be an alien too, huh, Dib? [drinks her juice box]

Dib

[walks up to Zim] What's the matter? Scared of beans, space boy?

Zim

Nonsense! I love beans. I love them…

Dib

[hands Zim a spoon] Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of?

Zim

Scared? Ridiculous. Witness my bean-chewing! [takes a spoonful of beans and reluctantly eats them, as Dib watches on with much anticipation] That's good eat- [retchs and convulses, ultimately falling to the ground] Yummy.

Dib

[looks over table and sees Zim on the floor breathing hard, his head engorged with glowing fluid and pulsing] Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he is an alien! He’s Not Just A Alien, A BIIIG Brain! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! [Points to trail of glowing green goo leading out the door]

You're crazy!

Dib

I almost had him, Gaz. I was closer than ever. It's as if dark forces are opposing me.

Gaz

[playing her Game Slave] Oh, no! Dark forces! Go away, Dib.

Dib

I should probably expect more tricks like that from him. No doubt he's been well trained.

Dib

[on monitor] There, in front of everyone, I'll launch some food into Zim's filthy mouth and the whole school will see what Zim really is.

Zim

[laughs] The human has lost the element of surprise thanks to the ingenious listening device I placed on him.

Dib

You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim!

Zim

Wait a minute! What planet is this?

Dib

Earth.

Zim

Nope, this is the right planet.