CD Chief Donker
Don't talk to me!
I tried so hard to put the fire out myself, but it just kept getting bigger and bigger and... [Chief Donker pushes him down] What are you doing? Why are you... You're pushing me... I... Oh... What is he... Ah! I see it. Okay.
Chief Donker, we really appreciate you coming here. Again.
CD Chief Donker
Thanks. You're a nice girl. I'll miss you.
Yeah, well-wait. What do you mean you'll miss me?
CD Chief Donker
I mean, the Fire Department is done with you people.
(tries to get up) Done? I don't understan-
CD Chief Donker
GET BACK DOWN! (he does)
CD Chief Donker
Do you know how many times your brother has accidentally started fires?
CD Chief Donker
What about this one?!
Oh, yeah, 18, if you count this one.
CD Chief Donker
Come on everybody, we're done here.
But you're the Fire Department, You can't not come here if we have a fire!
CD Chief Donker
You watch us not come here.
No, but... Would you... No just please, what... I'm an honor student! [Chief Donker slams the door. Carly gets upset at Spencer when he tries to get up again] Get back down!
Can you help me? No one else is available.
So. [Lightly turns his head towards her] Sooo. [Trying to be flirty]
What'cha doing tomorrow night?
There's a Doctor Who marathon on TV.
Oh. Well, I wouldn't mind watching a little Doctor Foo.
I dunno, you brought it up.
Well, maybe that's cuz you don't have a girlfriend. [Does weird hand movements]
[Goes up to Freddie] Dude, hey.
I have been talking to that nerdy, cute salesboy for 20 minutes and he has no clue that I am flirting with him; and I've been flirting my butt off.
What do you want me to do about it?
You're a nerd, give me advice.
I will not help you flirt with some- [notices Sam in her new uniform] Ahh. [Shocked] What is?!-
[Freddie looks at her in shock]
So, see anything wrong with it?
Kay, well keep checking. I really need that laptop fixed. Specially since I have no boyfriend. And nothing to do tomorrow night. [puts on lip gloss]
Did you get the extended warranty?
I think you're cute and you're obviously smart and you seem harmless, so I'd like to hang out with you, unless you think I'm disgusting or something.
Oh no, I didn't realize. I'm just really shy with girls.
Maybe we can fix that, aye? Aye?
Just come over to my place tomorrow night. We'll watch your Doctor Foo show or Battle Star Ceneticat, whatever you want.
No. This is wrong! I am a computer expert! I know SO MUCH!
We sorta dated for a while.
She? She is LAZY, and a CRIMINAL, and a nuisance, and she has TERRIBLE table manners!
He's still in love with me. It's kinda sad.
And if you think that she is a good employee who deserves to be MY BOSS, then YOU my friend are a TERRIBLE MANAGER and you don't deserve to have me work here!
N Natalie
Okay, you're fired.
But- how-- Fine. I'll leave. But I am keeping this Pear store shirt.
N Natalie
Kevin, get the shirt.
Kevin, come on, you're my friend.... Kevin! Kevin, I shared my sandwich with you one time! Kevin! ...This isn't over!
N Natalie
Why? What's left?
...Nothing, it's over. [walks off]
[runs after him] Dude! ...Don't you think you were a little rough on him?
N Natalie
...Nah, who cares.
Yeah. ...I'll be right back.
N Natalie
I'll never see you again, will I?
[looking at her PearPhone and pacing around] Uh, Freddie said he was almost done three hours ago. Why isn't he back with the... [looks at Sam filling butter in her buttersock] What is that?
I'm changing the butter in my butter sock.
Oh. [points to the plate on the counter] What's this green stuff?
[looking disgusted] Awhh! Why can't you take that outside... or?
[Sam shrugs]
JF Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, Internet, for giving us iCarly.
[after exiting the cab alongside Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Gibby] MAN, I LOVE NEW YORK!
[to Carly] How many times do you want me to say I'm sorry?
Fine. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
[to Gibby] Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT!
[to Carly] Freddie and Gibby are in a band.
[to T-Bo] You're T-banned!
[to Carly] The deal was you stay at the Benson's all night.
No. You win. She's a nightmare. You can come over to our place any time you want.
[touched] Aw. Now, that's what I like to hear.
[Carly and T-Bo enter their apartments, Carly entering her apartment. T-Bo entering the Bensons' apartment. However, before T-Bo enters the Bensons' apartment, he has one more thing to say.]
Hey. [Carly comes back out] I'll see you at the Groovy Smoothie.
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