I used to know a guy named Darnell.
And?
You know, not every story has to be interesting.
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You throw like a girl.
SStranger
I am a girl!
Oh... and a very pretty one too.
Mama don't like saying chiz twice.
Sam's mom's in jail in Vegas and we gotta get her out.
[as he helps Gibby walk over to the Shays' couch] How much is it gonna cost to bail her out?
2500.
Dollars?
Uh huh.
Ooh, girl.
CChumlee
[to Gibby] Dude, is there something wrong with your brain?
Yeah. Yours?
CChumlee
Yeah.
Sam [about her missing laptop] It was a Bat Mitzvah gift from my grandmother.
You're not even Jewish.
[grabs Freddie by the collar & pulls his face up to hers] You tell my grandma that and I'll break you.
[nervously] Shalom.
[to Sam as she destroys Carly's apartment looking for her laptop] I know you wanna find your laptop, but you're kinda destroying my house.
SSteven
I'm leaving tonight.
Wow. Way to bring us all down.
But, you can't leave tonight!
SSteven
I'm sorry. They need me back at the base in Italy tomorrow.
But, but that's not fair, you just got here! Come on... This is supposed to be a happy night! But, I just wanted more time, ya know, to have fun with you...
SSteven
Then come with me.
[surprised] What? What are you talking about?
SSteven
My Air Force base is right outside Florence, beautiful little town. Lots of the other officers have their kids living with them right on the base. There's a school. You can do...
This is crazy.
SSteven
Why? Why is it crazy?
Because! I... I can't leave my friends.
He's your dad.
Yeah, yeah. Living in Italy? Italian smoothies. I bet they use that Gelato. Oh yeah. Gelato's good.
Sam?
Oh, dude... If my dad asked me to spend some time with him in Italy, I'd say... Well, first I'd say, "oh, so you're my dad". And then I'd go.
But... But what about iCarly?
The Internet will still be here when you get back.
But what about...?
...Go to Italy. Go with Dad.
[Long pause]
SSteven
Lots a handsome guys your age in Italy.
I'm going to Italy!
[At the end of the final iCarly webcast]
And, that's all the comedy for this iCarly. We, uh... We have something to tell ya. Now, this isn't goodbye.
No. It's not. But iCarly's gonna be taking a break. Carly's going to Italy to live with her dad for a while.
Oh... Listen. Doing iCarly for you guys, has meant so so much to me. And it's changed my life.
It's kept me out of prison. Most of the time.
Show's been a lot of fun. And um... I wanna say... To the fans of iCarly thank you. Without you guys, we'd just be a couple of idiots with a camera in an attic.
Which we are.
Well, yeah. So, 'til we see you again...
Keep your sock full a butter.
And if you're attacked by a moose...
Make sure you scream, "Oh my God, I'm being attacked by a moose! He's eating us! Ahhhhh!"
I'm Carly.
I'm Sam.
And this has been...
[long pause]
CSCarly and Sam
[bittersweetingly] iCarly.
I'm leaving in a few minutes.
Yeah, I know. Better not be late, or your dad's gonna be wazzed off.
You know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight.
Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start. Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research on the proper care and feeding of weasels, so... I figured the sooner I get this equipment out of here, the sooner I can take it down to...
[Carly takes his hand and he stops talking. Then she leans in and kisses him. They have an awkward moment afterwards]
So, I'll get my bags and take them downstairs.
Why don't I help you with those bags?
Yeah, that'd be nice.
[when Carly turns around, Freddie throws his hands victoriously up in the air, knowing he finally succeeded in getting Carly to kiss him]
[Gibby starts crying.]
[to Gibby] Aw, Gibby. Come on. Don't cry. One more for the road?
[Crying] Gibbeh!
[Carly and Gibby hug.]
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