Sam's my boss now?!
Yep.
Back to work, Fredbag.
No. This is wrong! I am a computer expert! I know SO MUCH!
We sorta dated for a while.
She? She is LAZY, and a CRIMINAL, and a nuisance, and she has TERRIBLE table manners!
He's still in love with me. It's kinda sad.
And if you think that she is a good employee who deserves to be MY BOSS, then YOU my friend are a TERRIBLE MANAGER and you don't deserve to have me work here!
Okay, you're fired.
But- how-- Fine. I'll leave. But I am keeping this Pear store shirt.
Kevin, get the shirt.
Kevin, come on, you're my friend.... Kevin! Kevin, I shared my sandwich with you one time! Kevin! ...This isn't over!
Why? What's left?
...Nothing, it's over. [walks off]
[runs after him] Dude! ...Don't you think you were a little rough on him?
...Nah, who cares.
Yeah. ...I'll be right back.
I'll never see you again, will I?
Nope.
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