Daphne quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Lily

I don't think now is the right time to buy.

Marshall

But we're not doing this for now; we're doing this for our future. Can't you imagine starting a family here?

Lily

Oh, Persephone, oh Daphne, these will make great additions to our up-and-coming mother-daughter exhibit at the Met.

Marshall

[enters in a turtleneck, carrying a dog and crêpes au chocolat] Looks great, girls. Who wants crêpes au chocolat?

Merci, Papa!

Marshall

Oh Chicago! There's this pizza place called Gazzola's, it's fantastic! It was closed down for a while. It just re-opened.

I'm sure they got a Godzilla's in New York. We're not stopping. It's just pizza.

Marshall

[scoffs] Just pizza? Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza." We begin with the first bite. Aww the crunch, and then marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy voluptuous mistress mozzarella. Oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth, cradling the sauce and the bread, letting you know from now on this is home. This pizza... It's home.

If it was so delicious why'd they close it in the first place?

Marshall

Rats.

We're not stopping!

Marshall

This road trip sucks!

Wait, this is -

Marshall

That's your daughter's school. You need to go in.

She asked me not to come, Marshall. This doesn't make any sense!

Marshall

Kids don't understand logic. Kids understand who shows up.