[Marshall's in the car with Daphne when he suggests a stopover at Gazzola's.]
Oh Chicago! There's this pizza place called Gazzola's, it's fantastic! It was closed down for a while. It just re-opened.
I'm sure they got a Godzilla's in New York. We're not stopping. It's just pizza.
[scoffs] Just pizza? Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza." We begin with the first bite. Aww the crunch, and then marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy voluptuous mistress mozzarella. Oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth, cradling the sauce and the bread, letting you know from now on this is home. This pizza... It's home.
If it was so delicious why'd they close it in the first place?
Rats.
We're not stopping!
This road trip sucks!
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