I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below "Bieber."
S8 E13Man of the House
If low testosterone means I can't get sick with something else, punch me in the junk right now.
I would, if it weren't redundant.
PPark
So, nobody cares about the position until I apply, and suddenly it's the last limited-edition lightsaber at ComiCon?
House is a dictator. Second in command is a meaningless position.
S8 E14Love is Blind
PPark
82 pounds. [Everyone stares] How much weight I put on when my break ended the same way. People were calling me "Park-ing Lot."
TThomas
Practically walked in on us having sex. God, if I saw my mother doing that I'd claw my own eyes out. Of course, she was nowhere near as attractive as you. Horribly fat, as a matter of fact.
How long are you going to wait until you tell me?
I thought we already had the Santa Claus talk.
PPark
[to Will, the patient] I'm Dr. Park, by the way. I'm 5'2", Asian, and I'm totally cool with it if you want to feel my face.
MMelissa
Blind people only do that in movies.
WWill
But you sound nice, so if you want me to...
We see people with disabilities all the time, but seeing and understanding are not the same.
Are you talking to me, or writing a Facebook post?
S8 E15Blowing the Whistle
What's the opposite of "thank you"? I'm pretty sure it ends in "you."
House?
Shhhh. I'm with a patient.
[Wilson turns on the lights to see the patient House is with passed out]
Sleep study.
You drugged him?
I didn't say the study was voluntary.
BBrant
Who are you?
Well, considering the only people allowed in this room are your doctors and your family... I'm your long-lost cousin Ralph. So glad to finally meet you.
I've been avoiding you because you're an ass.
I've been an ass my whole life. I can't get rid of you.
You can get rid me of now. Just turn and limp away.
Huh. Your whiny righteousness has the stench of sincerity.
You want to reject our current diagnosis because he... he had a few grey hairs, panicked and shaved his head?
I'm gonna reject your current diagnosis because I think we're wrong and treating for wrong diagnoses can result in side effects like death.
S8 E16Gut Check
I've known a lot of bullies. People who didn't like me because I'm short. People who didn't like me because I'm Jewish.
I get it. There's a long list of reasons not to like you.
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