House · Season 8
Every little girl wants a pony till they have to clean up after it.
You think I'm going to quit on this? On an 11-year-old?
The only relationship you haven't quit on has been me.
Hmm. A needy, truculent narcissist. I think it's been perfect training for parenthood.
The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.
The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me.
Aside from the crying, he's actually recovering nicely.
Aside from the guy in the book depository, the Kennedys had a lovely trip to Dallas.
Fighting's the best part of hockey. Without it you'd have the ice capades.
Fighting has nothing to do with hockey. It's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game.
Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. Without it, you've got... basketball.
Sex? At work? I'm not a savage.
Sex is a given. They're hookers. To get the gig, a call girl - sorry, 'call woman' - needs a combination of skills that I find useful/entertaining for the remaining 57 minutes of the hour I paid for.
Mazal tov, Great relationships often start with snap decisions aimed at proving me wrong.
So let me get this straight, I'm being dumped by a hooker who's worried about my feelings?
Have you ever paid for sex?
Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex
Tell the parents to lay off the grades. The world needs fry cooks, too.
SUNDS, Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome. AKA, BS name for 'no one's figured out why they died.' Over 100 in the early '80s. Only male. Only Hmong. Healthy, right up until the moment they died in their sleep.
How can you believe in dark matters but not in dark spirits? Is the idea of demon so different than the Higgs boson? We can't see it, but we can see the impact of its presence. I borrowed your physics book. I read while in bathroom.
We can also act like walls don't mean anything. But then we'd hurt our noses.
It looks like my watch has stopped. It seems never has arrived.
We don't have to have sex. Sometimes it's nice just to cuddle and talk. Me first. You don't want a second opinion. You're already on your fifth. You got Evans at Mercy, Shaw at County, Foster at Johns Hopkins. And every one of them has given you the same advice. You're nuts. You don't just want chemo. You want a dose so high, there's a one-in-three chance it'll kill you outright. Question is, why didn't you tell me? Because you knew I'd stop you. Which means you've already found someone insane enough or desperate enough to give you what amounts to a death dose of chemicals. But who would be that stupid? I'm thinking that the who, is you. Where exactly were you planning on killing yourself? 'Cause I don't think Foreman is gonna let you do it here.
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