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S7 E15Bombshells

You took Vicodin. When you came to my hospital room that night, you were stoned.

How did you know?

How did I not know? How did I make myself forget for months that you're an addict? My sub-conscious was trying to tell me you could never get through this without drugs.

It was a one time thing.

It's not about the pills, House. It's about what they mean.

I was scared because I thought my girlfriend might die.

No. You don't take Vicodin because you're scared. You take it so you won't feel pain. Everything you've ever done is to avoid pain; drugs, sarcasm, keeping everybody at arm's length so no one can hurt you.

As opposed to everyone else in the world who goes looking for pain like it's buried treasure?

Pain happens when you care. You can't love someone without making yourself open to their problems, their fears, and you're not willing to do that.

I came -- I came to be with you.

You weren't with me. Not really.

I wanted to be.

That's not enough.

I can do better.

I don't think you can. You'll choose yourself over everybody else over and over again because that's just who you are. [strokes House's face] I'm sorry.

No, no, no. Don't don't.

I thought I could do this.

Don't, don't. Please don't.

Goodbye, House.

S7 E16Out of the Chute

Who's in charge?

House, as long as you're not here, someone has to have the final…

Let me rephrase. Who's your daddy?

It's interesting.

No, it's not. It's mundane and simple. He's obviously a very blessed specimen, so from an evolutionary point of view, he'd produce healthy offspring, so my prefrontal cortex is telling me I should have sex with him.

Oh. Is that all?

Yes. My rational brain knows he's a hillbilly and an idiot.

And yet somehow your rational brain is losing the argument, which is interesting.

We are gonna talk about this, and we're gonna deal with this.

So I have no choice. Fine. Unless... unless... yes, I do. I do have legs. I see you didn't factor those into your brilliant plan.

[about House] He needs you.

I love him. And I know he loves me. But I just can't.

He needs you in his life. Even if you're not sleeping with him, he needs you. Without you...

You can't go backwards. I can't fix his problem. I am his problem.

I think maybe you're looking for something that can excite you. Fill a void. And it's affecting your judgement.

You're right. I am. But my damaged, depressed, drug-addled judgment is still better than yours or any other doctor's in this hospital. And my team is going to do this procedure and save his life. So you can either have security arrest me and my team or you can get the hell out of my way. [He pauses and watches her face] And she caves.

S7 E17Fall From Grace

[House arrives in his office on a Segway with Dominika]

Before I forget, I want you to meet Dominika. She's about to become a permanent member of Team House.

[stands and hook her arm into House's arm possessively] Nice to be meetings you all. [puts a wedding invitation down on the table]

Doing what exactly?

Me. We're getting married on Friday. [to Dominika] Mount up!

[Dominika gets on the Segway behind House and puts her arms around his waist]

I don't think that two people are supposed…

Living on the edge, baby doll!

[House honks the horn and he and Dominika roll out of the conference room on the Segway]

[House checks the patient, Danny's pulse]

DDanny

Who are you?

Shhh!

DDanny

What are you doing?

Test.

DDanny

Who are you?

The important question is, who are you? Danny Jennings is dead, which means that Danny Jennings has no pulse. You, on the other hand… do. Ergo, you are not Danny Jennings. [leans his cane against the bed] Or I did the test wrong. So why don't you cut the crap and tell me your real name.

DDanny

No.

Hiding your identity… Well, either you're a criminal or a superhero.

DDanny

I'm not a criminal.

Awesome. What color is my underwear?

[about House] He's gone too far. He's taking up six handicapped spaces with a monster truck.

It's only four, and he's gonna get rid of it after the wedding.

And the chapel… He's turned the chapel into his own personal catering hall.

Who cares? Other than a janitor sleeping off a bender, he's the first person to use it in two weeks.

Appeasement is never the answer in the face of naked aggression. It won't be long before his tanks are rolling down your Champs-Elysees.

I know what House is doing. You, on the other hand… why do you care? He isn't hurting anyone.

[walks to the chair in front of Cuddy's desk and sits down with his arms crossed over his chest] You're the first boss he's ever had who could handle him. Before you, he was either fired or buried under a mountain of malpractice suits. He needs someone to say no. He needs someone he'll listen to, when they say no. If you really care about House, you'll stop feeling sorry for him and get out there and start kicking him where he needs kicking.

S7 E18The Dig

The interrogation thing is getting annoying.

Studies have shown that un-annoying interrogation is 50% less effective.

Junior year high school, you placed fourth in the West Virginia all-county science fair. Your project? Clean combustion.

Yeah. I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.

[under his breath] Not that much.

You're mad.

No. Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around on a 22-year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full-throttle head case.

I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory foam top.

Let's make this really simple: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.

You might want to get rid of your kitchen table. Look, I'm sorry.. [slightly laughing] but it was worth it.

Sounded a lot like… Thirteen.

It's a Thirteen tribute band with their new song, "I've got a better theory than Masters."

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