Oh, and she's not like Cameron.
True. Cameron had much smaller breasts. By which I mean she was smarter.
“Massage Therapy” · Season 7, Episode 4
In this episode: Gregory House (4), Robert Chase (4), Eric Foreman (2)
So this time I'm gonna put you at ease. It's just you and ol' Doc House. A couple of pals chittin' the chat.
Why not just place a chair above a trap door with a shark tank underneath?
Wednesday is when I get my shark tank cleaned.
KKelly
Normal EKG. No osler nodes.
Right, Dr. Kelly!
Kelly's her first name.
What's your point, Dr. Robert?
[to Foreman] So who gives a crap if I prepped her?
Uh, House. And that's just off the top of my head.
Why are you doing this? You trying to make me look bad so you look better… or you don't like her, or you're angry at me? What?
We hire someone unqualified, it's just dead weight we'll all be pulling. Me especially.
You especially why?
What do you mean why? Because I'm...
You're what? You're my boss or something?
Something like.
So that's what it is. You're angry that House gave me the chance to hire someone because you still think you're at a different level to everyone else. That's just pathetic.
I am at a different level.
Which is reflected in what, exactly? Your title? No. Your salary? Not really. Your responsibilities? Hardly. Your attitude? Ah. I think we finally found it.
It doesn't change the fact that you made a bad decision because you want to get laid.
Or the fact that you're courageously picking on Kelly because you're scared to take on House. Congratulations. You're a real leader.
You know what, I'm back to the Cameron theory. That you hired the dumb version of Cameron so that you could fire her and get revenge.
Give her a break.
Oh, you've switched sides? Let me guess, Chase represents the dumb version of Thirteen…
I realized if we all just keep pressuring Kelly, of course she's gonna get stuff wrong. It's irresponsible of me to let that happen.
You are a true leader of men.
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