I sent this in to the State Licensing Board. I've signed off on all your hours.
Why?
Because it's easier this way.
You're uncomfortable with me.
No. Going by the book is pointless. You're gonna learn nothing.
Good. I thought it was because of the sexual tension.
There was no sexual tension.
There was tension. And it made me feel funny, so...
Here. [hands him the letter]
It's too bad. I was kinda getting into the whole hot for teacher thing.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah. False alarm... what about us?
We're good, just like this. You press my buttons, I press yours.
By buttons you mean... [epiphany] huh... [on his way out] You do make me feel funny.
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