Dr. House [to Dr. Chase]: Nice work.
He went home!
Work smart, not hard.
S3 E19Act Your Age
Do you want the tickets or not?
Why don't you want to go with me?
It's a play. Dudes only go to plays if they're dragged by women they're hoping to see naked.
So why are you giving them to me?
Maybe there's someone you want to see naked.
Dr. Cameron [when she and Dr. Chase are told to search the house]: You're intentionally punishing us.
By making you do your job? Does seem kind of cruel, doesn't it?
Never is just 'reven' spelled backwards.
[after Wilson received flowers with a card seemingly signed by Dr. Cuddy] What's up with Wilson?
He's just a little freaked.
Why?
I sent him flowers.
S3 E20House Training
[to Dr. House] I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.
What's life without the ability to make stupid decisions?
There's a lot of porn piling up on the Internet. It doesn't download itself!
James Wilson is never the safe choice.
Going to a gallery, we're not getting married!
Sure you say that now. He always marries them in the end!
Guilt is irrelevant.
S3 E21Family
CClaudia
What about the Marrow Registry, maybe they'll find another match.
[Sarcastically] Maybe they'll ride it here on a unicorn.
What is the point in being able to control people if you won't actually do it? It's like training a dog, then letting him go on your rug, which, by the way--
Once Foreman got his mitts on them, there was no way--
You didn't explain chances of probabilities, you lied to them! And told them Foreman's a moron, which isn't even much of a lie right now.
You gotta talk to him.
I got no problem with what Foreman did...
He undercut us, and may have cost that kid his life--!
Foreman did what he thought was right, you, on the other hand, sucked out! When the decision really mattered you didn't have the guts to tell him what to do! If that kid dies, it's because Foreman was wrong and because you're a coward! [He leaves Wilson standing in the corridor, shocked.]
[House slams down new cane, a gloss black model with red and yellow flames painted on the bottom.]
Flames?
Makes it look like I'm going fast.
[To Nick and Matty's parents] You have only one decision to make. You can leave here with one dead son, or two.
You'll save more people than I will. But I'll settle for killing less. Consider this my two weeks notice.
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