Kutner quotes from House, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

[to Taub] Is it related to your money worries?

KKutner

What money worries?

Extrapolating from the fact that he's been skipping his morning muffin, I'd say that he lost almost all his money on the market last year.

I'm on a diet.

I'm also extrapolating from the online portfolio you forgot to log off. But mostly the muffins.

KKutner

Why are you pushing a crash cart?

Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.

[House has just yelled at Kutner for leaving cat pee on his chair, but left without taking further action.]

Why are you still alive?

KKutner

I'm not sure.

I think he was impressed you stood up to him. And that you got a cat to pee on his chair.

KKutner

[meaningfully] Right. A cat.

[Kutner departs, leaving Thirteen flabbergasted as she realizes what may have actually happened.]

[House slowly realizes that his previous night with Cuddy and much of his current day has been nothing more than a Vicodin-caused delusion.]

[whispering in House's ear] So. This is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one.

[A vision of Kutner appears.]

KKutner

Too bad it isn't true.

KKutner (hallucination)

Don't bother. He's dead.

You're dead, too.

KKutner

The fire isn't.

Kutner quotes from House