“Here Kitty” quotes from House (Season 5, Episode 18) ... TV Quotes Database

You have a patient waiting, see?

I'm waiting for a follow-up.

If you're talking about Mr. Kasden, he has a 'deceased' sticker on his file, as do all the other follow-ups you have scheduled for today.

[Mockingly] So, you think this cat story is nonsense, and you admit she faked her earlier symptoms, but you still think she's actually sick now?

Well, anything would sound ridiculous if you said it in that voice.

Confirm she's faking, or I'm going to have to kick her out.

There's that voice again.

I'll give you 24 hours.

Consecutive?

[to Taub] Is it related to your money worries?

What money worries?

Extrapolating from the fact that he's been skipping his morning muffin, I'd say that he lost almost all his money on the market last year.

I'm on a diet.

I'm also extrapolating from the online portfolio you forgot to log off. But mostly the muffins.

Why are you pushing a crash cart?

Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.

[House has just yelled at Kutner for leaving cat pee on his chair, but left without taking further action.]

Why are you still alive?

I'm not sure.

I think he was impressed you stood up to him. And that you got a cat to pee on his chair.

[meaningfully] Right. A cat.

[Kutner departs, leaving Thirteen flabbergasted as she realizes what may have actually happened.]