Howard Hunter quotes from Hill Street Blues

Hunter

Tell me, Henry, what do Jews do at Christmas?

Goldblume

I don't know, Howard. Go to Miami?

[seeing Ray in his toupee for the first time] That was the lieutenant, wasn't it?

Hunter

I believe so, Schnitz. Either that, or an overly familiar tango instructor.

Hunter

[after Leo gives money to a drug addict to get the precinct's breakfast] Leo, did I just see you assign that single-helixed mutoid to today's breakfast run?

Yeah, I figured a little responsibility might help.

Howard

Judas H. on horseback! Don't you know that once he is on the street, that money goes directly to rearranging the molecular chemistry of his cerebellum?

Hunter

My sun is rising considerably further to the east these days, Henry.

Goldblume

Buffalo?

Furillo

She's Vietnamese.

Goldblume

No kidding? Where'd you meet her?

Howard

Uh, at my Confucian studies seminar. I have bursitis.

I have been left in charge and I am the boss.

Hunter

Oh, no, no, no, Raimundo, I am the boss. [smiles]

[annoyed] I am the boss, Howard.

Hunter

Oh, I'm not arguing rank, compadre, it's inflection. You're stressing the wrong word. It's not I am the boss, it's I am the boss. [big smile]

You are a jerk!