Bobby Hill quotes from Hill Street Blues

Hill

[to Sandra Pauley, about Renko] Well, now that I've finally met you, let me ask you a question. What does a beautiful woman like you see in this guy? Other than maybe feeling sorry for him, which we all naturally do!

Hill

[to Renko] You're not getting' older. You're getting' downright maudlin.

Hill

[to Renko] You want to be like John D. LaRue with a pint in your pocket? Fine, but you get yourself another partner...'cause I care about what I do!

Washington

[to Hill] Hey, babe. Uh, you want to run a couple of those lines past me again? I think I'm gonna need 'em on J.D.

Hill

The guy is going to his brother's wedding. You stop short and he plows into the rear of our car. He winds up no job, a broken nose, arrested; plus, he's on the hook for bail money, not to mention a torn tux, and you say, "No harm, no foul." Where the hell have you been all day?

Renko

What is justice, my man? What is justice?

Renko

Now, what is so funny about this?

Hill

[while laughing] The whole thing. I'm sorry cowboy, but it's just so funny. Your old man sitting in that alley in his hospital greens with no shoes and Dogbreath Belker offering him a bite of his sandwich.

Renko

[also laughing] If he wasn't dead already, Belker's breath woulda killed him. [laughing heartily] You know what? That's the first decent laugh that damn old man ever gave me.

Esterhaus

In light of the continuing and deplorable armed robberies of local ice cream vendors this past month, detectives Belker and Goldblume will undertake a second day of undercover assignment as D K E Tano ice cream drivers.

Hill

Nobody's going to buy ice cream from Belker!

Renko

I'm already integrated.

Hill

That's right...I'm your daddy!

Hill

You've got several hundred dollars worth of parking tickets in there!

Well, I'll be darned! You can have the whole lot for $29.95.