Ray Calletano quotes from Hill Street Blues

[indignantly] Chipped beef is not a proper menu anywhere!

Are you on duty or just in heat?

LaRue

Uh... right. I'm on my way.

Hunter

Just another light-loafered step on the path to Socialism.

Excuse me, Howard?

Hunter

Those union wags have got cream of wheat where their bone marrow was.

Furillo

Last time you went out undercover, you ended up getting booted out of your house and sleeping on my couch for three nights.

Size fourteen, Henry. [gives him a pink woman's overcoat and red blouse to wear]

Goldblume

[takes it from him] Don't worry, Frank. I think my marriage is safe in this.

I am jealous. I'm jealous, I am ambitious, and I am afraid.

Goldblume

Welcome to the human race, Ray.

I have been left in charge and I am the boss.

Hunter

Oh, no, no, no, Raimundo, I am the boss. [smiles]

[annoyed] I am the boss, Howard.

Hunter

Oh, I'm not arguing rank, compadre, it's inflection. You're stressing the wrong word. It's not I am the boss, it's I am the boss. [big smile]

You are a jerk!