Henry Goldblume quotes from Hill Street Blues

Goldblume

[to LaRue] You haven't had a meaningful relationship with a woman since your mother quit breastfeeding you.

Goldblume

Don't worry, Fay. Running away from home is as American as apple pie.

LaRue

Hey, in light of what's happened here today, has anyone given any more thought to my investment? It's an annuity for our loved ones, and it's still a thousand bucks a share to friends.

Goldblume

Uh, maybe I ought to talk to Rachel... again.

Phil

Yeah, maybe I'll give Grace a call... and Cindy, naturally.

Furillo

Last time you went out undercover, you ended up getting booted out of your house and sleeping on my couch for three nights.

Size fourteen, Henry. [gives him a pink woman's overcoat and red blouse to wear]

Goldblume

[takes it from him] Don't worry, Frank. I think my marriage is safe in this.

Get out of here.

Goldblume

Not this time, Mr. Sosa. Your sweaty little reign of terror is over.

Hunter

I was wondering if I could ask you a direct, personal question.

Goldblume

Sure, fire away.

Hunter

What is it like being a Hebrew?

Goldblume

What's it like being human, Howard?

Hunter

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Chief Daniels

We're not talking dog, Frank. We're talking image! And like it or not, this over-bred lapdog has a higher gubernatorial profile than the state bird, whatever the hell it is.

Goldblume

Uh, swallow, sir.

Hunter

Tell me, Henry, what do Jews do at Christmas?

Goldblume

I don't know, Howard. Go to Miami?

I am jealous. I'm jealous, I am ambitious, and I am afraid.

Goldblume

Welcome to the human race, Ray.

Hunter

My sun is rising considerably further to the east these days, Henry.

Goldblume

Buffalo?

Furillo

She's Vietnamese.

Goldblume

No kidding? Where'd you meet her?

Howard

Uh, at my Confucian studies seminar. I have bursitis.