Leo Schnitz quotes from Hill Street Blues

This is a different precinct, Marino. You don't buy cops here.

[seeing Ray in his toupee for the first time] That was the lieutenant, wasn't it?

Hunter

I believe so, Schnitz. Either that, or an overly familiar tango instructor.

Hunter

[after Leo gives money to a drug addict to get the precinct's breakfast] Leo, did I just see you assign that single-helixed mutoid to today's breakfast run?

Yeah, I figured a little responsibility might help.

Howard

Judas H. on horseback! Don't you know that once he is on the street, that money goes directly to rearranging the molecular chemistry of his cerebellum?

[glancing at the man in the cell next to him] What did he do?

That's the cop killer. Something you got in common.

He don't look like much.

The similarities continue.

[he's offering money to give him back his belt so he can hang himself] I could write a letter to my attorney. It's as good as a cashier's check. $10,000... just give me my belt and go away for a few minutes.

No soap, Marino, you get nothing.

Maybe I'm just trying to do the honorable thing.

It's not going to be that easy for you.