Oskar quotes from Hey Arnold!

Suzie, make me a sandwich.

In a minute, Oskar. I'm ironing your pants.

Why can't you do both at the same time?

Oh, Oskar.

What?

You know how much I have to do. Why can't you just help out a little bit? You know my cousin Nancy is going to be here any minute with her baby.

I just want a sandwich.

When Nancy gets here with the baby, I want to know that I can count on your help. It'll be a lot of work having a baby in the house, you know.

Come on, Suzie. Make me a sandwich.

Oskar. Oskar.

What?!

I was talking to the baby.

Uhh. Suzie, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.

I can't right now. I have to give the baby a bath.

What for? It's not going any place.

Oh, Oskar.

What? All I want is a sandwich.

As long as the baby's here, he's going to have to come first.

But, Suzie, what about me?

Oskar, please!

What? I have to practice.

You're not the only person in this house. All you ever think about is yourself.

What's wrong with that?

Oh, Suzie, it's crying again.

Well, then, pick him up and hold him for a minute.

I'm not gonna pick it up; it smells.

He probably needs a new diaper. Can you just-?

Oh, come on, Suzie. That's disgusting.

There is nothing disgusting about it; it's perfectly natural. And stop calling him "IT". He's not an "IT"; he's a "HE", and his name is Oskar.

That's another thing; it took my name. And now every time you say "OSKAR", I think you're talking to me, but it's always that little brat.

Get your own.

Oh, sure, it’s a good day for you! Tomorrow’s a grand day for you, because tomorrow is the day you get a job! Tomorrow is the day you pay the bills, tomorrow is the day you grow up and start acting responsible, but tomorrow never comes for you, does it, Oskar? Because it’s so conveniently a day away!

Right, it’s always a day away, just like that song the Little Orphan Girl sings.