Grandpa quotes from Hey Arnold!

Grandpa

[explaining about the kids in alien costumes] The news is all over town. The city is in panic.

Gerald

Uh oh.

The news station must have picked up our broadcast. Grandpa, what happened to the kids after you saw them?

Grandpa

[looking through a photo album] Heh Heh Heh, there’s Gertie rolling me in honey and staking me on top of an ant hill. [Arnold is seen walking up the stairs] That mischievous, pigtailed little imp. Oh mercy.

Hey Grandpa.

Grandpa

Why, if it isn’t young Arnold home from his day at school. How come you’re all covered in paint?

Helga poured it on me. So I poured some on her.

Grandpa

[stands up] What! Oh my word, you’ve snapped Arnold! You’ve turned into some kind of vicious, paint-pouring thug. [Arnold rolls eyes] I don’t know what to think about you any more. Why didn’t you follow your instincts like I told you?

I did Grandpa.

Grandpa

I wasn't talking about those instincts. I meant your good ones.

I know, Grandpa. I feel terrible. What should I do?

Grandpa

Well, you may be stuck with this girl for a long time, you better try and make peace.

Yeah, I'm gonna call Helga and apologize.

Ernie

One more comment, Hyunh, and I'll give you a knuckle sandwich, plenty with mustard!

Grandpa

I'll give you both a knuckle sandwich!

That's odd, I don't remember packing any sandwiches.

Ernie

Oh, good one, Hyunh!

Mr. Hyunh

You push me!

Ernie

Yeah! Well, Gramps stepped on my toe!

Grandpa

I did not! This is stepping on your toe! [steps on Ernie's foot]

I'm telling you, we could pull this off.

I suppose I could be Mrs. Hyunh for just one night.

And I'll be his brother, Edwin. Arnold will be his son, Grandpa will be his father.

[coming in from the kitchen] And I'll be Mary, Queen of Scots!

Grandpa

Pookie, you just stay out of the way.

Oh, Happy Groundhog's Day, everybody. Yippee! I saw my shadow — and you know what that means!

Grandpa

We know, Pookie... [With Arnold] Twelve more days of Christmas...

So, did my parents go back to their village after that?

Grandpa

[sarcastically] No, you all lived in a temple surrounded by hot, boiling lava. But where did they go to the bathroom? Yet another mystery.