Gerald quotes from Hey Arnold!

Gerald

Looking like a field trip, ha, Arnold?

Huh? Oh, are we in the Aquarium yet?

Gerald

Not yet.

Gerald

Well, we better get there soon, everybody's getting kind of restless.

Awesome.

Gerald

Arnold! Hey Arnold! The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!

No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!

Gerald

Okay. More ice-cream for me.

Gerald

He'll chase you down and pulverize you.

How can he if he never leaves his stoop?

Gerald

Arnold, you're bold. Bold and crazy.

Helga's a girl.

Gerald

She is? Glances at Helga Oh, yeah, I always forget.

Gerald

[As a rainstorm occurs to restore everyone's sanity] It's a miracle!

[now terrified of the kids.] I am outta here! [drives away]

Got a little crazy back there, didn't it?

Gerald

Don't blame yourself. It was the heat.

Well, it's nice to have things back to normal.

Gerald

So I hear you got a package for that secret guy, Mr. Smith.

Yeah, and I alone have been shouldered with the weighty responsibility of it's safety.

Gerald

Cool, let's open it.

Gerald

There something I don't like about that Frankie G guy.

Well maybe you're just bummed cause there's actually someone around cooler than you for a change.

Gerald

Who'd you say was the coolest again?

You're a Bold kid, Gerald.

Gerald

Wait a minute. That's my line.

Gerald

The train stopped!

Helga

No kidding, Einstein.

Okay, Gerald, we're almost there. Now at times the things you see may confuse or even frighten you. But just remember, everyone is essentially harmless.

Gerald

Arnold, relax. I've been here before. Besides, how weird can your house be?

Gerald

[about Ernie] Man, he was creepy.

Ya, and he likes you.

Why are your pants ironed so nicely?

Gerald

Why don't you teach us anything?

Curly

Why do fools fall in love?

Curly

Yeah, I like Licorice, so what? Kidnapping is not my game — too messy!

Gerald

Then where were you, handsome?

Curly

Alright I'll tell ya but you have to keep it under your hat, see.

We'll see about that.

Gerald

I don't think you're in the position to give orders.

Curly

I was at a ballet lesson Madame Bovary's school for boys.

Gerald

Ballet lessons? Oh, come on.

Curly

[dancing] Plié, jeté. See, I ain't joking.

Gerald

Hey, he's pretty good.

All right, he checks out.

Grandpa

[explaining about the kids in alien costumes] The news is all over town. The city is in panic.

Gerald

Uh oh.

The news station must have picked up our broadcast. Grandpa, what happened to the kids after you saw them?

Helga

Arn-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!

[Halfway across town] Did you hear something just now?

Gerald

No.