England quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Bollocks! Now they know the truth about the Hellfire Club! Really, we just get together and tabletop!

Don't you judge, you three are the freaks!

Bollocks. Why do I have to dress like this?

Wrong loser. This is all the fault of a wanker. What else shall I have to endure to get my hands on that bloody photograph?

Heh. You want me to make you small, eh?

Get ready to be wee!!

I dunno! Why are you dressed like a gay pride parade float?

Too busy with hockey?

Ah. Let's have a little chat...

Eh.. Just because I'm british, doesn't mean I'm bloody Sherlock, mate...

Yes, well, erm... Have you considered asking Sweden for his assistance?

YOU TIT!

Piss off, arsehole.

Does he do anything besides cry??

Forget that, we have a Santa Claus crisis!