England quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

A few have gone missing. You wouldn't happen to be doing another mass-execution, would you??

I'll pass. Suffice it to say, we could do one without one of your labour strikes.

I wanted her to visit me! Never mind that, I'll just do it.

Bollocks! I won't go to the pub first!

Mean old dummy!

You just don't know when to give up, dumb stupid bugger headed dummy!

What?! Why you bloody moron cheeky stupid-face!!

Yeah?! I'm a cumber-bitch and proud!

Wait a tick. Are you trying to say this is all your fault, Japan?!

Nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!

I told you not to call me that!

Shut it, Pepe le Pew! Just because you invented movie-making doesn’t mean you’re any good at it! All your films are good for is putting me to sleep!

Bastards! You’re dealing with a former pirate now! Aahhhhhh—

Look on the bright side; at least you won’t smell like drunk cheese anymore.

I hate it more.