England quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Right? He's no match for me.

Just one question. Which planet are you from

Maybe it's about time for me to...

France is out of the question. Who I really want dead is that Russia in the north. It doesn't look like I can be friends with the Triple Alliance. Theres probably no point in befriending Finland and the Baltic states. Spain is hopeless. Netherlands and Belgium are also. In the end, after thinking about it, I thought maybe Japan would work.

I was able to get somewhat closer to Japan today.

What?! Russia?!

Even if that happens, it will be fine. I-I'm used to being alone.

Japan... Why did you sign a treaty with Russia?! Ah! If your here to say goodbye, forget it, okay?!

This is a pen. You can sort of understand, can't you?

Yeah, something like that.

What? You already came up with several sentences? let me see. "America is a moron, America is a dickhead, America is..." Do you have some sort of problem with him?

Right. Also, could you prepare today's lunch?

Ah! Hey, France, don't you think you should wake up and help us out!?

Boing. Huh?

Welcome, to the lair of the Hellfire Club, but what sort of coven would we be if we blabbed our secrets to every stringer who came a-knockin so, if you truly are dead set on talking to me, just bend this spoon with the power of your mind and I guess I can allow it.