Cyndi quotes from Hell's Kitchen

What is that? Fucking muppets! All of you. All of you. All of you!

Yes, chef!

Taste that! Hurry up, Jessica! Haven't you got time to piss around! I mean--.

Yes, chef. Coming through.

What's the first thing you taste?

White wine chef. (interview) Come on, Mary. Get it together. That's basic shit.

(to Mary) How much wine did you put in?

I put in just a few squirts chef.

So you'll have to reduce it down!

Yes, chef. Yes, chef. (interview) Ugh.

Get a pan on, start the risotto. Come on!

Yes, chef.

There's going to be--.

(interrupting Mary) No, it's not four minutes, come here! It's sushi time! Just touch that. I don't know what you're doing now. Do you know who this is for?

The VIP, chef.

(Interview) The one VIP in the house and I'm fucking ruining it. (to Gordon) Sorry, chef. (Interview) I hope this is a bad dream. I mean someone pinch me, slap me, shake me out of this hell hole that I'm in right now.

I'm done! (points to every member of the Red team) YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU! FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE!

Fuck me!

GET OUT! (to Cyndi) Hey! Excuse me, madam!

Yes, chef!

"Fuck me"? How about "FUCK YOU"?

(interview) How are we making these stupid mistakes?

I'm done! FUCK OFF! OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

Cyndi? Hey all of you, come here. Come here! Just touch that. Touch that lobster. When it's something so curly like that, what does it mean?

Overcooked, chef.

So it fucking (throws the lobster hard against the wall) bounces off the fucking wall!

(interview) Did that just happened?! It is black jackets time, we could not be making these stupid mistakes.

Can I have a poached lobster?!

Yes, chef.

Pick that [the lobster] up.

Yes, chef.

Come on, ladies. Pick it up!

(to Cyndi) Do you need some help, Cynd?

What's the matter with you?!

I got it. I'm bouncing back chef. I'm bouncing back right now.

Jesus Christ.

Now, it's raw. Just stone-fucking-cold. Hey all of you, come here!

Oh, crap!

Now, the lobster is raw!

Ugh!

(to Cyndi) Come here you! Just touch that. You know it's wrong, it's stone-cold! First one was rubber, now this is ice-cold!

Yes, chef.

[leads the Red team to the pantry] Come here you. All three of you, come here! (to Sous-chef Andi) Andi, take over! SUSAN!

Yes-- I'm coming! I'm coming chef!

Get in here!

Yes, chef!

Come on!

[angrily slams the door] What's happening?! What's the matter with you?!

(interview) I have never been in the pantry with Chef and it's never a good thing when he takes you back there.

You've got to get a standard inside you! You're screwing the Red team!

Yes, chef.

I'd rather slow down and increase the standard than sending me shit!

Yes, chef.

WAKE UP! All of you!

Yes, chef!