“Episode Three” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

(Knocks on a counter in the dorm) Let's press the bell, bitch, because we can argue!

Ding!

Don't call me "bitch"!

Don't mess with a heavyweight and you're a lightweight.

You're dealing with the wrong person!

Yes, I'm dealing with a crazy, deranged person!

What a fucking baby.

You need to watch your stuff.

(mockingly as she goes into the bedroom) Eah, she pointed her finger at me about the rFisotto, fuck off! (slams the door shut which causes a roof tile to come loose and hang over the door)

Oh, my God! She just broke the ceiling!

Excuse me, chef? I have something to say.

Please, Gina.

Unfortunately, I am not going to be staying here for this challenge. I'm going to be leaving.

You happy to throw the towel in so quickly?

I have some personal issues; unfortunately, I have to.

I'm not going to stop you. Please go back up to the dorms, pack your stuff, and leave Hell's Kitchen.

Thank you, chef.

Bye, Gina.

Man, right on the team challenge, this stupid bitch backs out. Bitch, you going to back out doing of a competition? If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. That bitch folded like a piece of wet paper towel.

What is that? Fucking muppets! All of you. All of you. All of you!

Yes, chef!

Taste that! Hurry up, Jessica! Haven't you got time to piss around! I mean--.

Yes, chef. Coming through.

What's the first thing you taste?

White wine chef. (interview) Come on, Mary. Get it together. That's basic shit.

(to Mary) How much wine did you put in?

I put in just a few squirts chef.

So you'll have to reduce it down!

Yes, chef. Yes, chef. (interview) Ugh.

Get a pan on, start the risotto. Come on!

Yes, chef.

Too much white wine in there again. All of you.

Oh, my God.

Taste that. Hurry up. Taste.

I think this is good.

It needs salt.

How won't I taste the white wine in there again? (to Danielle) Have you got a drinking problem?

No, chef.

The first thing that you can taste in there is fucking white wine! (knocks his hand on the workstation)

Yes, chef. So you want about a tablespoon?

You have to burn off the alcohol!

Yes, chef. (interview) I'm great on what I do. But this is fucking hard. I mean harder than hard.

Can someone teach these two fucking idiots how to make a fucking risotto?!

Yes, chef!

Christian!

Yes, chef?

He brings up scallops, fucking rubber! (knocks his hand on the workstation) I mean, seriously?

(interview) What the hell are you doing? Come on! Pick it up, please!

Hey, you! Come here, you.

Ugh.

Touch them. (calls out Jeremy) Hey, you, big boy. Come here, you.

Yes, chef?

You're the one that's supposed to be supporting them.

Yes, chef.

How about supporting your fucking gut? (leads Christian and Jeremy to the Chef's Table) Both of you, sit down! Hey, enjoy your shit!

(interview) I don't know how I'm in this situation right now.

(to a server) A glass of wine, please. For the two chefs.

(interview) It was his scallops. I had nothing to do with it.

(to Christian and Jeremy) Enjoy! Fuck you! [returns to the workstation; to the Blue team] Hey, get a grip! (knocks his hand on the workstation) Scallops, urgently!

Heard!

This is a joke. Dry as fuck.

It's awful.

(returns to the workstation) STOP!

What?

All of you! (raises one lamb) Who cooked that?

Fuck!

Come here you! All of you, come here! How much more shit does one need to take?! The dining room full of guests waiting for that.

(interview) I'm so pissed at myself right now. I just want to punch myself in the dick.

You're making me look like a fucking idiot. (throws his spoon away) GET OUT! Leave me alone! Leave, get out, get out, get out. (gives the lamb to Christian) There you go. There's your second course. Fuck off! GET OUT!

(overhears Gordon) Wow.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Oh, that's raw.

That's raw? Oh, fuck me. (calls Nedra in the dining room) Nedra, come here. Hurry up!

(returns to the kitchen) Yes, chef.

(returns to the workstation) All of you! ALL OF YOU!

Yes, chef!

(raises one lamb) What the fuck is that?

It's raw, chef.

Who sent me raw lamb on the signature dishes? Who as that?

Me, chef.

It's a joke for you, isn't it?

Not a joke at all, chef.

So what's that, then?

It's raw lamb.

(throws the lamb away) All of you, get out!

Fuck.

Get out! I'M DONE! Get out!

(interview) This sucks!

Leave it.

(interview) Like we're all talented . We're all good at what we do...

Leave it.

(interview) It shouldn't be that hard.

GET OUT!