Ja'Nel quotes from Hell's Kitchen

We will stop at nothing to complete a service.

Sorry, chef.

Oh, come on, JP. [Mary smiles]

(gasps) Jean-Philippe!

(interview) Oh, my God! JP? Where he has been for three years?

I told you to be here yesterday.

Got delayed. I really tried to be on time.

Get changed, JP. I'm fucking pissed off. Honestly, unreal.

Fucking Jesus. All of you, come here. Let me show you a little waterfall. [tilts the plate]

Oh, my gosh.

Just touch them. Cold, overcooked.

Switch up scallops, guys. Mary, do you want to do scallops?

I'll do 'em.

No, I want to do scallops. Somebody else has got to do risotto. [Nedra gives a shocked face]

What do you mean?

(interview) Oh, hell no! Gina, don't throw me under the bus because your shit ain't right. (to Gina) How long on scallops?

(interview) Nedra, just fuck off.

You've got some good color on there. Don't burn it.

(interview) This bitch couldn't cook a scallop to save her life. I know that Chef is about to find out.

I've got the scallops ready.

Go Gina, you got to go.

Walking scallops, chef.

(interview) Mmm-hmm. Good luck to you, Gina! (brings her risotto to the pass) Risotto, right behind you chef, hot.

[checks Gina's scallops] Aah. Hard! All of you, come here! [gets a scallop and flips it like a coin; throws it on the workstation] I guaranteed a complete service tonight. You can't even hold it together for the second ticket. Get out, Gina.

What is that? Fucking muppets! All of you. All of you. All of you!

Yes, chef!

Taste that! Hurry up, Jessica! Haven't you got time to piss around! I mean--.

Yes, chef. Coming through.

What's the first thing you taste?

White wine chef. (interview) Come on, Mary. Get it together. That's basic shit.

(to Mary) How much wine did you put in?

I put in just a few squirts chef.

So you'll have to reduce it down!

Yes, chef. Yes, chef. (interview) Ugh.

Get a pan on, start the risotto. Come on!

Yes, chef.

You are kidding me, ice cold! HEY! ALL OF YOU COME HERE, HURRY UP! [returns the tuna at the workstation; then knocks twice on the counter] JUST TOUCH THAT! TOUCH THAT YOUR FINGERS.

Stone-cold.

IT'S SAYING ICE COLD!

Fuck!

Something is so easy! WHO SEARED IT?

Nedra seared it. (cuts off to Nedra when she blinks her eyes)

I-- (interview) Fuck you, Amanda! You skate on thin ice! It's not the one I seared.

[drops the tuna onto the workstation] Fucking hell! (throws a spoon away) I STOOD AWAY TO GO! A PIECE OF FISH THAT BIG THAT CAN'T BE SEARED! SHIT! (knocks over the workstation twice)

Chef, I need take four--

Nedra seared it, chef. I got it.

(rekindles Amanda) "Nedra seared it, I got it." (throws a spoon with a disappointment)

(interview) Back off the station, I have it!

Chef, it was a poor mistake I'm trying to fix right now.

Fucking bitch!

They're overcooked. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, we're moving. We got this.

We're not fucking moving and yet you haven't got anything. What is that shit?

I'll do it again, chef. I'm sorry, chef.

Look at them. Just touch them. That is disgusting!

(interview) This is my worst nightmare. Fuck!

I cannot believe you done that! What is happening in here?! (points to Susan) She's cooking four risottos, we need two (points to Ja'Nel) and you're bastardising scallops! I'll reduce the menu, I'll pull down the appetisers, pull down the entrées for you to shine!

(interview) Ja'Nel is dronwning at this point. You are dragging the team down.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!

(interview) I just want to slap her. Ja'Nel, wake up! Come on! You're so much better than this!

Get a grip!

Yes, chef.

(to Ja'Nel) Go get it, chef. You'll get better, chef.

Give me two minutes on those scallops.

We got this. We're good.

"We got this"? Fucking hell. She (Ja'Nel) can't even cook a scallop.

There's going to be--.

(interrupting Mary) No, it's not four minutes, come here! It's sushi time! Just touch that. I don't know what you're doing now. Do you know who this is for?

The VIP, chef.

(Interview) The one VIP in the house and I'm fucking ruining it. (to Gordon) Sorry, chef. (Interview) I hope this is a bad dream. I mean someone pinch me, slap me, shake me out of this hell hole that I'm in right now.

I'm done! (points to every member of the Red team) YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU! FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE!

Fuck me!

GET OUT! (to Cyndi) Hey! Excuse me, madam!

Yes, chef!

"Fuck me"? How about "FUCK YOU"?

(interview) How are we making these stupid mistakes?

I'm done! FUCK OFF! OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

All of you. ALL OF YOU! [points to Ja'Nel] Hey, I mean you.

No, chef. I'm sorry, chef.

Yeah, come here you. Taste that.

(interview) Ugh! It's disgusting!

Come here. All of you, come here. [leads the Final five to the back counter; points to Antonio Sabàto, Jr. at the Chef's Table] We have a VIP guest in the fucking kitchen. What is that? IT'S MUSH! ABSOLUTE MUSH!! What is happening?!

(interview) I can't believe it. It's just really embarrassing.

Get a grip now!

Yes, chef!

Sorry, chef.