You got nothing to fear but fear itself.
Didn't somebody else say that?
Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.
S2 E6Haunted
S2 E8Not with My Sister You Don't
Now, I'm desperate. Can't you set me up, Ralph?
Oh, sure. I got a great girl for you.
Who?
Her name's Marlene.
What if she has a date?
Who would date Marlene?
What's going on with Joanie? Yesterday, all she cared about was who was gonna pay for the popcorn, and, now, she's talking about necking.
[to Marion] What did you say to her?
Well, Howard, you told me to talk to her.
Yes, talk, but not tell her anything.
S2 E9Big Money
Boy, I wish the man would finish fixing our TV set.
Well, he promised to get our picture tube back in seven to ten days.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna last that long. I'll go stir crazy.
Do what you did before we had television.
I sat around wishing we had a TV.
S2 E10A Star Is Bored
I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard?
I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.
I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.
Go.
All right.
So, you're gonna play the "Melancholy Dane," huh?
Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!
S2 E11Guess Who's Coming to Christmas
What would we do without you, Fonzie?
Well, you'd be up a creek, Mrs. C.
Yeah, our car'd be stuck in the snow, our tree'd be out, and our Santa Claus would be mugging the neighbors.
We're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read The Night Before Christmas.
[singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way.
No singing at the table, Joanie.
S2 E12Open House
What is it you did last night?
Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?
Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.
You know what my idea of a perfect girl is, Fonz?
[rolling eyes] I have no idea. Thrill me.
I like a girl... with a cute face... a cute build... and a nice personality.
No, you don't say.
What's your idea of the perfect girl, Fonzie?
45-22-34... with her own Harley.
S2 E13Fonzie's Getting Married
You realize we're probably gonna have to sit through six other strippers before she comes out.
If we hurry!
S2 E14The Cunningham Caper
Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.
BBurglar
You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.
BBurglar
You know, I could use a good, strong kid like you. Ever think of becoming a burglar?
If I don't get into dental school, you'll be the first one I call.
S2 E15The Not-Making of the President
Since when is politics the key to sex?
Are you kidding? I heard about a guy who was canvassing in '52. He rang a lady's doorbell and didn't come out till '54.
I know I'm right. Why should I have to apologize?
Because he is your father.
Right or wrong, I always apologize. It keeps my allowance coming in.
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