How was the Junior Chipmunk meeting, dear?
It was good. Barbara Jo Allen ate a fly.
Well, with beef at 68 cents a pound, I can't blame her.
S1 E13Great Expectations
S1 E14The Best Man
You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time?
Marion, do you remember our wedding night?
Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizing now.
S1 E15Knock Around the Block
Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?
Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.
Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!
S1 E16Be the First on Your Block
[The Cunninghams are inspecting the plans for the bomb shelter]
Don't you think we should move the bathroom somewhere else so that, when people drop in, it won't be the first thing they see?
Marion, we're not trying to get into Better Homes and Gardens. We're trying to survive a nuclear attack.
I know, but we can survive with good taste.
Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.
Hey, that's cool.
Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.
I think I said it better.
S2 E1Richie Moves Out
Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.
GGloria
Oh, anything you say, Richie.
[They begin to kiss when the alarm clock goes off, signaling that Gloria must go home]
GGloria
Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.
The story of my life is kissing at the door.
This girl's got potential. I took her to the drive-in the other night, and she's still talking to me.
S2 E2Richie's Car
Considering everything that's happened, why don't you go paint the car red again?
Thanks, Dad, that'll be terrific.
But no "Love Bandit!" Your mother may be driving it.
Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?
Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.
S2 E3Who's Sorry Now?
I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.
How did you do it?
Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.
She said she'd do something desperate.
How desperate can you get in a ladies' room?
Do you know what's in a ladies' room?
No, do you?
S2 E4You Go to My Head
I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.
No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist.
Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby.
What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter?
When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?
S2 E6Haunted
[after Richie rushes out of the Simpson house] You really look scared, Richie.
I am not. Don't be ridiculous. I just want to get home. I'm hungry.
You'll have a hard time eating with your heart in your throat, Richie.
Ha, ha, ha.
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