We played chess.
You played with her chest?
S1 E1All the Way
What's a Fonzie?
Arthur Fonzarelli. He dropped out of school.
S1 E3Richie's Cup Runneth Over
All we had was some beer - in teeny-weeny glasses.
How many teeny-weeny glasses did you have?
Seventy-two.
I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.
S1 E4Guess Who's Coming to Visit
SSergeant
[speaking to kids rounded up at an illegal drag race and Howard, who tried to stop it] Ah, it's the children's hour. Now, this isn't a nice way to spend the evening, is it? We could all be home, in our nice little beds, but you had to go out and have a nasty, old drag race. Now, in case you haven't heard lately, drag racing is a no-no in this state. [speaking directly to Howard] Ah. You don't make me very happy, kids. [taps Howard on shoulder] You're a little old for this kinda thing, aren't you, sonny?
SSergeant
Aw, Fonzie. I'm ashamed of you. I never expected to see you in here for draggin' - especially against Skizzy. Now, don't tell me you lost your cool.
Hey, he insulted a friend. I just thought it was my duty to drive, you know?
SSergeant
Well, I guess chivalry ain't what it used to be.
S1 E7Fonzie Drops In
You make school sound like good fun.
Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks.
What do you plan to do when you get out of school?
Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.
That's very admirable.
I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.
S1 E9Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married.
AArlene
Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.
Richard, there is one thing that women like men to do. It's what they call "a romantic gesture." We men call it "eating crow."
S1 E10Give the Band a Hand
You know, here we are, two able-bodied men with no money. Why?
Because we're lazy?
Today is Junior Chipmunk father/daughter outing.
Marion, can't you go?
Oh, great. The only event I'll win is the prettiest father.
S1 E11Because She's There
What's the world coming to when you can't bribe your best friend?
What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party?
I haven't decided yet.
How about something like Donald Duck?
Oh, Mom!
What's wrong with Donald Duck?
Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.
S1 E12In the Name of Love
Why did you let me kiss you if you didn't want to go steady?
CCindy
Because whenever I study with boys, all they think about is how to kiss me. So, I give them one kiss, and then we can concentrate on the books. It's a study system.
Your father once even sent me a five-pound box of candy on Valentine's Day anonymously. He was a devil.
I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
Then I must have married the wrong man.
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