Richie Cunningham quotes from Happy Days

Richie

We played chess.

Fonzie

You played with her chest?

Howard

What's a Fonzie?

Richie

Arthur Fonzarelli. He dropped out of school.

Richie

All we had was some beer - in teeny-weeny glasses.

Howard

How many teeny-weeny glasses did you have?

Richie

Seventy-two.

Howard

I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.

Richie

You make school sound like good fun.

Fonzie

Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks.

Richie

Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married.

Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.

Richie

You know, here we are, two able-bodied men with no money. Why?

Potsie

Because we're lazy?

Howard

What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party?

Richie

I haven't decided yet.

Marion

How about something like Donald Duck?

Richie

Oh, Mom!

Marion

What's wrong with Donald Duck?

Joanie

Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.

Richie

Why did you let me kiss you if you didn't want to go steady?

Because whenever I study with boys, all they think about is how to kiss me. So, I give them one kiss, and then we can concentrate on the books. It's a study system.

Fonzie

Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?

Richie

Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.

Fonzie

Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!

Fonzie

Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.

Potsie

Hey, that's cool.

Richie

Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.

Fonzie

I think I said it better.

Richie

Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.

Oh, anything you say, Richie.

Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.

Richie

The story of my life is kissing at the door.

Howard

Considering everything that's happened, why don't you go paint the car red again?

Richie

Thanks, Dad, that'll be terrific.

Howard

But no "Love Bandit!" Your mother may be driving it.

Richie

Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?

Fonzie

Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.

Fonzie

I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.

Richie

How did you do it?

Fonzie

Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.

Richie

She said she'd do something desperate.

Ralph

How desperate can you get in a ladies' room?

Richie

Do you know what's in a ladies' room?

Ralph

No, do you?