Happy Days · Season 2
Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.
Oh, anything you say, Richie.
[They begin to kiss when the alarm clock goes off, signaling that Gloria must go home]
Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.
The story of my life is kissing at the door.
This girl's got potential. I took her to the drive-in the other night, and she's still talking to me.
Considering everything that's happened, why don't you go paint the car red again?
Thanks, Dad, that'll be terrific.
But no "Love Bandit!" Your mother may be driving it.
Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?
Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.
I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.
How did you do it?
Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.
She said she'd do something desperate.
How desperate can you get in a ladies' room?
Do you know what's in a ladies' room?
No, do you?
I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.
No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist.
Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby.
What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter?
When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?
[after Richie rushes out of the Simpson house] You really look scared, Richie.
I am not. Don't be ridiculous. I just want to get home. I'm hungry.
You'll have a hard time eating with your heart in your throat, Richie.
Ha, ha, ha.
You got nothing to fear but fear itself.
Didn't somebody else say that?
Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.
Now, I'm desperate. Can't you set me up, Ralph?
Oh, sure. I got a great girl for you.
Who?
Her name's Marlene.
What if she has a date?
Who would date Marlene?
What's going on with Joanie? Yesterday, all she cared about was who was gonna pay for the popcorn, and, now, she's talking about necking.
[to Marion] What did you say to her?
Well, Howard, you told me to talk to her.
Yes, talk, but not tell her anything.
Boy, I wish the man would finish fixing our TV set.
Well, he promised to get our picture tube back in seven to ten days.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna last that long. I'll go stir crazy.
Do what you did before we had television.
I sat around wishing we had a TV.
I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard?
I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.
I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.
Go.
All right.
So, you're gonna play the "Melancholy Dane," huh?
Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!
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