Richie, Fonzie and others in “A Star Is Bored”

Richie

I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.

Fonzie

Go.

Richie

All right.

Howard

So, you're gonna play the "Melancholy Dane," huh?

Fonzie

Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!