Potsie Weber quotes from Happy Days

Potsie

What's the world coming to when you can't bribe your best friend?

Potsie

This girl's got potential. I took her to the drive-in the other night, and she's still talking to me.

Richie

You know, here we are, two able-bodied men with no money. Why?

Potsie

Because we're lazy?

Fonzie

Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.

Potsie

Hey, that's cool.

Richie

Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.

Fonzie

I think I said it better.

Potsie

Now, I'm desperate. Can't you set me up, Ralph?

Ralph

Oh, sure. I got a great girl for you.

Potsie

Who?

Ralph

Her name's Marlene.

Potsie

What if she has a date?

Ralph

Who would date Marlene?

Richie

We're gonna go cruising and see if we can catch onto some new talent.

Potsie

Why don't you drop Mary Anne, and come with us?

Not me. You know the old saying, "A bird in the hand ..."

Ralph

Yeah, but what you have is a dog on a leash.

Richie

I'm gonna interview Howdy Doody.

Potsie

How are you gonna do that?

Richie

I'm gonna pull a few strings.

Potsie

We didn't get the job, I know it.

Ralph

You'd better be wrong. I already spent the money we didn't earn from the last job we didn't get.

Ralph

What do you think we should do?

Fonzie

I think we should rake him over the coals until he cries wolf.

Potsie

Isn't that a mixed metaphor?

Fonzie

Do you think he's gonna know the difference?

Ralph

If you snore, you're gonna get a pillow down your throat.

Potsie

Well, you'd better stay on your side of the bed.

Ralph

What's that supposed to mean?

Potsie

I don't know. That's what my mom tells my dad.

Fonzie

Hey, Mr. Cuningham, it's all over. Would you join us, please?

Fonzie

What's wrong with the kid?

Potsie

His date walked out on him.