Jake quotes from Hannah Montana

Jake

Oops, wrong floor. (presses the close door button)

Hannah

Not so fast lover boy. (runs to the elevator)

Jake

(tries to run out but Hannah grabs him and the elevator closes)

BTW, hate the outfit.

BTW, I can change the outfit. You're stuck with the voice (mimics Tracy's voice) forever.

It's a nasal condition!

(mouths Tracy's words)

Jake

Now Miley, before you get upset I just want to say-

Hannah

Me? Upset? No. (puts her hand on Jake's shoulder) I'm just so happy to see you...(pushes her hand down and gets mad) making the worst decision of your life!

Jake

(bends down in pain and looks like he's proposing to Hannah)

Hannah

(smiles) Hello.

Oh. Oh my, what's this? A proposal?

Jake

(gets up) A proposal? (scoffs) To her? Are you kidding me?

Hannah

Yeah, we're just teenagers. You know barely more than children, practically babies. Getting married would probably the dumbest thing we could ever do, right Jake? (reaches for his shoulder again)

Jake

(gets behind the old lady and uses her as a shield) I don't know if I could call it dumb.

Hannah

Oh really? What would you call it? Stupid, idiotic, irresponsible? Yeah, I'm good with all those.

Oh good, the lobby.

Jake

No, no. It's the nineteenth floor.

Close enough. I'll take my chances with the stairs. (leaves)

Jake

Look, I know it's sudden but...I love Tracy and I want to be with her forever.

Hannah

Jake, you barely know her! You barely know yourself! We're talking about a lifetime commitment. You change your phone plans every six weeks!

Jake

That's because a new one comes along that I like better.

Hannah

Then why be stuck with the same phone plan for the rest of your life? If you and Tracy really love each other, you guys will still feel that way in a couple of years.

Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han!

She just saw your concert. Would you please sign her program?

Hannah

(takes a pen and the program) Sure. What's your name, babe?

Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-

It's Tiffany.

Hannah

Okay. (starts writing) "Dear Tiffany, never make the mistake of marrying too young. Survey shows that teen marriages are more likely to end in the tragedy of divorce! So never let one impulsive decision haunt you until the day you die! Love always, Hannah" (gives the program and pen back) Here you go sweetie.

(turns to her mother) All I wanted was "Rock on".

Jake

Wow you look great.

Hannah

Oh yeah? How do my ears look? Good enough to nibble on!