Robby Ray Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Jackson

There was a wasp!

Robby

[grabs remains of Beary and begins to swing it around the air] Where!?

Miley

Daddy!!

Robby Ray

Come on Earl, not the puppy dog face! That worked when we were kids. (Then he gives in.) Come on Mile, just one song.

Miley

[sarcastically] Thank you, oh Man of Steel.

Robby Ray

I tried, Bud.

Miley

You caved, didn't you?

Robby Ray

Earl's got a good puppy dog face.

Miley

(Making a puppy dog face) I've got a puppy dog face too.

Robby Ray

You're right... but Earl's got you beat.

Miley

I like the whole…flaming head thing you got going on. It's just, do you think you could tone it down a notch?

Robby Ray

Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.

Uncle Earl

Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!

Robby Ray

Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.

Miley

The walrus sings at midnight?

Robby

The walrus sings at midnight, that's it.

Miley

(angry) Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight.

Robby

(realizes something) I get it, I get it. Uh...I might go for another run. You know, a little more oneness with the world. (leaves)

Miley

Hi birthday girl. What's up?

Lilly

Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.

Miley

Sounds like the perfect day.

Lilly

I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.

Miley

Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.

Lilly

No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!

Miley

Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.

Robby

(overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.

Miley

And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.

Lilly

Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)

Miley

What was that?

Lilly

Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.

Miley

Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.

(into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.

Miley

Mousy voice ticket saleslady say what?

I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-

Miley

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!

Miley

I was talking about Lilly moving in with me.

Oliver

(comes back in) Oh yeah, I knew that. I was just messing with you, Lillipop.

Lilly

(looks at Oliver)

Oliver

I'm going to get you some flowers.

Lilly

Yeah it's gonna take a lot more than flowers buddy.

Oliver

Yes dear. (leaves)

Lilly

(turns to Miley) You serious? You want me to move in with you?

Miley

Are you kidding? Of course, right dad?

Robby

Absolutely! You're family!

Miley

Yeah! See? Everybody's happy!

Jackson

(comes downstairs) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Miley

Well to everybody that counts.

Robby

[on the phone] Like I said, guys, Miley is not interested in doing any movie right now.

Miley

Yeah, I am going to college and no movie is going to change that!

Robby

[on the phone] Well, listen. It doesn't matter to her that Tom Cruise is her co-star. Tell Mr. Spielberg I said thanks, but no thanks.

Miley

[talking very fast] Oversized sweatshirt buying Daddy who just said three-time Academy Award winner, director, producer of Jaws, Jurassic Park, E.T., and Men in Black 1 and 2 wants me to star in his next big blockbuster opposite of Mission Impossible hunkhouse Tom Cruise say what?