Robby Ray Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

We sure are Jakey. Look at her draped over him like drapes, cheap cligy drapes. It's disgusting.

Robby

It sure is.

Miley

How can you guys keep eating that stuff? That's Jake's steak. It's the steak that he drove through my heart.

Robby

The good news is it cuts like butter.

Miley

Dad!!

Robby

I'm sorry darlin' but you're better off without him. I mean, if he's gonna choose her over you, he obviously has no taste.

Lilly

Except in meat; this filet is fantastic!

Lilly

Ooh what about the thing you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?

Miley

No, that's too....

Lilly

Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...

Miley

I know. And I hate those.

Lilly

Who doesn't?

Miley

What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?

Lilly

Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!

Robby

Me too!

Miley

Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?

Robby

No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it.

Lilly

Your Dad is...

Miley

I know!

Robby

I'm the dad and I'm not leting you go...

Miley

Why are you treating me like such a baby?

Robby

Because your acting like one .

Miley

But dad...

Robby

No Miley ! ...Not another word .

Miley

Fine! How about three.... I hate you !

Robby

Miley! MILEY RAY !!!!!!!

Robby

[doing crossword puzzle] Five-letter word, sixth president of the United States.

Hannah

[making a face] UGHHH!

Robby

That would work if his name was John Quincy Ughhh.

Hannah

Dad! I need to record now. What is taking so long? Hannah is in the zone!

Robby

So what time's that big shoe sale you're meeting Lilly at?

Hannah

Three-thirty, and you know all the sixes go first.

Robby

No, honey, I'm proud to say I don't know that.

Robby

Now what you need to do is just relax. Now whoevere's in there is just runnin' a little late They'll be done in a minute.

Hannah

They'll be done sooner than a minute!

Hannah

Okay, who do you think you are?

Hannah

Sweet Momma, it's the Jonas Brothers! [turns to Robby who came in behind her] Daddy, I told you someone was in here. [turns to the boys] I am so sorry guys, he gets so impatient.

Robby

[sarcastically] Sorry fellas, I got a big shoe sale to get to.

Kevin

I'm Kevin.

Hannah

The cute romantic one! [shakes his hand]And you're Joe, the cute funny one! [shakes his hand] You're Nick, the cute sensitive one! [shakes his hand while he stares at her]

Robby

And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one!

Joe

You're Robby Ray! He writes all the songs!

Kevin

I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genious!

Robby

I like the cute romantic one.

Joe

I love how it starts all soft and then, BAM! [singing] Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days!

[singing] Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout'. Everybody gets that way!

Robby

I was wrong, I like 'em all!

Lilly

Relax. I'm sure he's late because the Jonas Brothers are arguing about his music or changing his lyrics and making him miserable.

Robby

[enters] Woooh, I love the Jonas Brothers.

Lilly

Wow, I was WAAAAY off.

Robby

[on the phone] Hello? [pause] No, there's no one here by the name of Gunner. [pause] Sorry, this ain't the Tinkle residence. [pause] Well I don't care what you say I'm NOT Gunner Tinkle! ...Gonna Tinkle, Joe is that you?

Joe

We so owned you!

Nick

Busted!

Kevin

That was sick!

Robby

Oh, you boys, LOL!

Miley

You know LOL?

Robby

[covering the mouthpiece briefly] Yeah, Nick taught it to me!

Robby

Sorry fellas, got another call. Hello? You're looking for who? Amanda? Amanda Huggenkiss? A Man To Hug And Kiss, Miley I don't have time for this, I'm tryin to work here!

Miley

So am I! I'm inspiring you with my humor! Dad listen to this one, so why was six afraid of seven? 'Cause seven ate nine! HAHA, that is hysterical. Hang up and we can write a hit!

Where are they?

Robby

I don't know. They promised they were gonna be here.

Joe

And we always keep our promises!

Miley

Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.

Robby

Yee, doggies! It feels great to be puffy again!

Miley

Yeah, yeah. You're a regular Puff Daddy!

Hannah

[to the crowd] Thank you, thank you. [to Robby] Where are we?

Robby

Albuquerque.

Hannah

[to the crowd] Albuquerque. My favorite city in my favorite state...

Jackson

[sneaking up on Miley] Guam.

Hannah

[to the crowd] Guam!

Huh?

Robby

[to Jackson and Miley] Relax. We won't be here more than a half hour tops.

Jackson

[looking at old lady walking slowly over to the diner table] Dad, it's gonna take her a half hour just to get here!

Miley

Umm, excuse me. We're ready to order.

Oooh! Forgot my pencil. Back in a jiff.

Miley

UGHHH!

Robby

MMHH...you just can't find an old-fashioned hamburger like this out on the main highway. Makes you wanna savor every bite.

Miley

[quickly eating the crumbs off her plate] Ya, sure. Eating, savoring... Done. Let's go.

Robby

Oh come on Miley, slow down. Even your brother's getting into the spirit of this place.

Jackson

[finishing a maze on a piece of paper] WOOHOO!! Prospector Pete found his way through the maze to the gold! [puts the paper down on a big pile of more paper] AGAIN!

Robby

I just wish you two would disappear!

Miley

Oh, honey, trust me, we're gettin' there.