Oliver Oken quotes from Hannah Montana

Oliver

Have no fear ladies. [pulls out small sword] The Masked Musketeer has a plan.

Miley

Great! My life is in the hand of Count Chest Hair.

Lilly

Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?

Oliver

Yeah...kids!

Lilly

Oh, just go get some!

Oliver

Maybe just a taste.

Miley

Well we gotta find a way to make her take the money.

Oliver

Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.

Lilly

I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.

Miley

I bet she would

Oliver

Yeah right! Where are we gonna find one of those?

Miley

You think he'd learn by now?

Oliver

I think I'm in love! [walks toward sandwich] You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me.

Miley

What's wrong with you, boy?

Oliver

It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.

Miley

Oh, I have to have these shoes!

Oliver

Why?

Miley

They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.

Miley

What?

Rico

That song, those moves, your voice. It all reminds me of some famous singer.

Miley

Kelly Clarkson?

Lilly

Hilary Duff?

Oliver

[snaps fingers] Jay-Z!

Rico

I got it! Hannah Montana!

Miley

How about that, you little joker, you're so- [scoffs]

Rico

You're right. What was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!

Oliver

Wow, a week without talking. That’s gotta be hard for a girl. Now us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. If I couldn't talk for a month, it wouldn't bother me at all, but girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris. Oh, I like your purse! (Miley shows her marker board to Oliver) Okay, now that’s just rude.

Lilly

Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you, but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back.

Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few?

Lilly

Oh yeah! (Looks at Miley) Please, please, please, please? Look! (Miley points to the ocean)

Hey, Oliver.

Oliver

What up, Dex?

Miley, feeling better?(She nods) Great, so maybe if you're not busy Friday night, we could to the movies or something.

Oliver

Hey, I got this one for you. (Speaking for Miley) In your dreams! A poindexter! (Tells Miley) We're playing hard to get. (Miley hits Oliver)

Oliver

Okay... What she meant was movies shmovies, just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! (Miley hits her again) Ouch! Will you make up your mind? You are giving Dex mixed signals.

Maybe another time.

Lilly

[as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!

Miley

[angrily] "I heart Dex"?!

Lilly

[desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!

Miley

"Betty Burg's Address"?!

Oliver

Oh man, did you make her look dumb!

Miley

"Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!

Oliver

Oh, like you weren't thinking it!

Oliver

[to Jackson/Bucky Kentucky] Dude, dude, dude, dude, you rock!!

Lilly

[screaming] I LOVE YOU!!

Lilly

I like your Mom. She's funny.

Oliver

[dreamily] She's pretty too...

Miley

That's it. You're outta here!

Oliver

Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!

Miley

This is a big moment for Lilly. And if you had a romantic bone in your body you'd be able to see that!

Oliver

Hey, I have eyes. Okay, look.

Oliver

He just said something funny, she laughed. Big whoop!

Miley

She's not laughing cause he's funny. She's laughing cause he's cute! [to herself] Boy brains, you might as well scoop em out and store nuts up there.

Jake

Except for this wig. It's worse than the one I wore in Teen BigFoot. "The only thing bigger than his feet-"

[in unison] Was his-

Oliver

[suddenly waking up] WAS HIS HEART!

Miley

Learn to love his flaws?

Oliver

Yeah, like the adorable way he steals water from little girls!

Jake

(waiting for a order of ice cream in a bout of severe impatience) How do people do this? IT'S AGONY! How long have we been here?

Oliver

Well, in one minute, it will be exactly...a minute and a half.