Jackson Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

(reading compter) Dear Hannah, get your bra out of the shower. Jackson from malbu

Jackson

(walking into the room holding her bra ) And I mean it.

Miley

Great, he touched it. Now I have to burn it!

Jackson

(walking into room) Miles, my robe fell in the toilet so I borrowed yours. Hope you don't mind.

Miley

Great! Now I have to burn that too!

Jackson

Now Dad, at the parent-teacher conference you might hear something about a belching contest. I just want you to know that it never happened. (ecstatically) And I was NOT the CHAMPION!!

Robby

I can't approve of that kind of behaviour. But I guess better out the attic (belching) than out the basement (flatulence)!

Jackson

C'mon, what's a dash of terragon among friends?

Robby Ray

That's it! The next person who says terragon is gonna be gone!

(calmly) Terragon. (walking out of house) Terragon. Terra- I am so- gone! (leaves in a huff)

Jackson

How did I lose my card?!

Miley

Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.

Jackson

How did the carpet make sense?

Miley

The guy said it would match my shoes?

Jackson

Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings.

Miley

What did you do?

Jackson

What do you mean, what did I do, what did you do?

Miley

I didn't do anything, I never do anything.

Jackson

Listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it, she did it, I saw her with my own two eyes. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jackson

You are a cruel cruel father.

Oh yeah? Would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]

Credit cards!

Miley

My very first credit card. Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]

And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!

Hannah

Actually, I've got some news about me and Jackson.

Ooooooo! (with excitment)

Hannah

No, it's kinda serious.

Ooooooooooo!!(frustrated)

Hannah

The truth is...me and Jackson are...

Jackson

[runs into room] Totally and completely in love! (bouncing around the stage)I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!! (rips open sweatshirt to reveal a custom-made shirt that reads Jacksannah)

Jackson

Sorry about the whole convertible top thing.

You got a little something in your teeth.

Hannah

Ewww! It's a fly!

Miley

[interrupted by Jackson] Jackson I'm trying to rehearse for the American Teen Music Awards!

Jackson

Yeah. Don't worry; you're not bothering me.

Miley

But you're bothering me!

Jackson

Oh right. Don't care. Look out cow! Ooh... look at that heifer fly. Right into the marching band!

Miley

Hey Jackson, you have a real car, you know. Here's a thought: Get in it and drive away!

Miley

You can go home and relax. Ahhhh.

Jackson

Or, you can make a moose. Oooooh.

Miley

Go home and relax. Ahhhhh.

Jackson

Make a moose. Oooooh.

I think I want to...make a moose!

Miley

[in failure] Ahhhhhhhh!

Miley

(singing) She's done, I won! I didn't cave, now you're my slave! I get to go, to the fashion show! Ha ha ha ha ha, HA!

Jackson

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, Busta Rhymes!

Miley

Hey, bro!

Jackson

Junior, Freshman, no bro, gotta go!

Robby

[trying to get Miley up for school] Don't make me get the water bucket!

Miley

[suddenly sits up, eyes wide open] You wouldn't!

Jackson

[comes in, wet] Oh yes he would!