Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

(holding a surfboard and singing) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Lilly

Oh my gosh, you're in love with Jesse?

Miley

(pacing back and forth) I'm not in love with Jesse.

Lilly

And yet you saw him on Jake's body. Interesting.

Miley

Okay, fine. I'm a little bit attracted to him but I can control it because I'm not going to let this ruin what I have with Jake. I mean we have so much history. We have way too much history to throw it all away on some intense, brooding, passionate, (starts smiling and daydreaming) strong, yet sensitive guy-

Lilly

Miley.

Miley

Who has these warm brown eyes that move you like the moon and the tide. A dance as old as time itself.

Lilly

Well, as long as you can control it.

Miley

Control what? (snaps out of it) Oh boy.

Miley

[after Oliver's out of earshot, and having just discovered Oliver's got a crush on the nurse.] Good dang, nurse! Oliver is crushing on someone old enough to remember the Beatles!

Lilly

[confused] The who?

Miley

[thinking she said "The Who"] Them too!

Hannah

(having her drink)

America's Top Talent will be right back with our next contestant, Oliver Oken!

Oliver

(enters the stage)

Hannah

(spits her drink in shock at Byron)

Lilly

(smiles nervously)

You know what I can't resist? Telling you you have talent. Good job.

Hannah

(stands up) Whoo! GO OLIVER!

(looks at Hannah)

Hannah

(calms down) Oken. (reads a card) Oliver Oken. Yep, never heard that name before. Very interesting. (sits down) My first Oken. Kinda like Token Oken. Ha ha.

Miley

What do you want?

Oliver

My girlfriend back.

Miley

(scoffs) You think you can just waltz in here with that "Lilly I'm sorry" look on your face and she's just gonna run into your arms like nothing ever-

Lilly

Olipop! (hugs Oliver)

Miley

Lucky guess.

Oliver

Lilly I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk. Yeah I got caught up in all of the attention but Miley's right. None of this means anything to me if I can't share it with you. Will you please forgive me?

Lilly

(points her finger at Miley)

Miley

Fine I guess we will.

Lilly

(makes a thumbs up)

Jackson

Can you just hold on for one second? Miles, can you read the serial number on this thing.

Miley

Yeah. I-M-A.

Jackson

(on the phone) I-M-A.

Miley

DORK.

Jackson

(on the phone) DORK. (turns to Miley)

Miley

Finally. You finally admit it.

Miley

Hi birthday girl. What's up?

Lilly

Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.

Miley

Sounds like the perfect day.

Lilly

I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.

Miley

Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.

Lilly

No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!

Miley

Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.

Robby

(overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.

Miley

And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.

Lilly

Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)

Miley

What was that?

Lilly

Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.

Miley

Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.

(into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.

Miley

Mousy voice ticket saleslady say what?

I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-

Miley

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!

Lilly

What was that?

Miley

I think the new housekeeper just found Jackson's room.

Lilly

It's in Atlanta.

Miley

You're moving?

Lilly

(nods her head)

Miley

I was talking about Lilly moving in with me.

Oliver

(comes back in) Oh yeah, I knew that. I was just messing with you, Lillipop.

Lilly

(looks at Oliver)

Oliver

I'm going to get you some flowers.

Lilly

Yeah it's gonna take a lot more than flowers buddy.

Oliver

Yes dear. (leaves)

Lilly

(turns to Miley) You serious? You want me to move in with you?

Miley

Are you kidding? Of course, right dad?

Robby

Absolutely! You're family!

Miley

Yeah! See? Everybody's happy!

Jackson

(comes downstairs) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Miley

Well to everybody that counts.

(dancing) Roomies, roomies, roomies!

Lilly

Come on Miley, it's time to say hello to our new home.

Miley

And goodbye to the old one.

Hannah

You want proof lady, I'll show you proof. [grumbles more and walks to the door]

Lilly

Hey, uh, why didn't you just use the Hannah emergency kit you keep in your car?

Hannah

[turns to Lilly and starts twitching her eye] BECAUSE I FORGOT! [closes the door]

Lilly

[meows]

Lilly

But what I don't understand is that after six years, you don't know me well enough to be like yeah I would be really mad at you and then I'd be really happy for you!

Miley

I just didn't want to go through the really mad part.

Lilly

Yeah well guess what? you got it anyway... and as for the happy part, don't hold your breath!

Miley

Lilly, I didn't know what else to do!

Lilly

Oh so you just thought you could do anything you could to make me not wanna go to college with you? Well congratulations, you got your wish! You're the last person I would want to go to college with! No, you're the last person that I would want to go ANYWHERE with!

Lilly

[turns on radio which plays True Friend] Yeah right.

Lilly

[radio plays Barefoot Cinderella] Are you kidding me.

Coming up a new song from P!nk.

Lilly

Finally!

But first here's a medley of Miley Stewart aka Hannah Montana.

Miley

[on the radio] Kiss it goodbye-ye-ye-ye

Lilly

Glady. [turns the radio off]

Miley

[to Lily] I'm Miley, I'm your new roommate.

[to Miley] Really?

Miley

You're right, you know there's gonna be a million concerts and tours and movies, but I only get one chance to go to college with my best friend. [they hug] I love you so much.

Lilly

I know! [starts crying]